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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16404
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
Bye-Bye



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Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36180) - you deserved it (6278)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27816) - you deserved it (24744)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, a stoplight dropped square into the bed of my pickup truck. The police think I was attempting to steal it, and my insurance won't cover the damage to my truck. There were no witnesses. FML

#18523510
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29518) - you deserved it (1925)

On 12/15/2011 at 10:16pm - misc - by metallicatime - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was riding the subway, reading a book, when a woman suddenly shoved a flyer over my book. Aghast by her rude gesture, I declined to take the paper. I looked over and noticed it was a flyer for a missing girl. FML

#18522067
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22091) - you deserved it (11755)

On 12/15/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by Ms. Heartless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

#18520705
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35460) - you deserved it (2384)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30909) - you deserved it (5408)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, a Karate dojo opened under my apartment. It's like living in a Bruce Lee movie. FML

#18516583
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22412) - you deserved it (2823)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:09am - misc - by rattlingfloorboards (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after getting rear ended by a car, I texted my husband to let him know I was in the hospital. His response? "I'm at Taco Bell." FML

#18515573
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27459) - you deserved it (2906)

On 12/14/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by Mariah Heimann - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

#18513087
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28583) - you deserved it (2722)

On 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm - love - by dumped (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after returning to the UK from my Australian holiday, I was fired from my job for no reason. My boss told me he'd waited till I'd returned to do it. I could have stayed in Australia with my mates traveling for a year if I had been fired before I left. I'm sure he did it on purpose. FML

#18510886
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28987) - you deserved it (2435)

On 12/14/2011 at 11:53am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I accidentally called my cute boss "babe." I now have to pretend it's what I call everyone, and start calling all my coworkers "babe." FML

#18508459
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13226) - you deserved it (29207)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:18am - work - by Shelly - United States (California)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

#18508427
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51343) - you deserved it (3072)

On 12/14/2011 at 12:15am - love - by newlysingle (man) - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (7193)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, at the microbiology lab, I discovered that the guy who took the shift before me didn't sterilize the work space very well. I am now blowing chunks from both ends from a very nasty strain of E. Coli. My company blames me. FML

#18502844
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28860) - you deserved it (2804)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)

Today, I took my last final on a Scantron sheet with 200 multiple choice questions, with seconds to spare. When I finished the last question, I saw I had another bubble to fill in and I didn't know where I screwed up. FML

#18502808
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50226) - you deserved it (5472)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by testesential - United States (Kentucky)



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