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Riya2595

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 26388
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
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Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML

#18565100
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22741) - you deserved it (5469)

On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

#18561778
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17065) - you deserved it (23196)

On 12/20/2011 at 1:59pm - kids - by imamomma - United States

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29107) - you deserved it (5607)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21806) - you deserved it (4994)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

#18560228
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (2025)

On 12/20/2011 at 7:46am - health - by ouch (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to sit and listen to my co-worker moan about how early he has to get up tomorrow to go on his ski holiday in France over Christmas. He also complained about how tiring skiing is. FML

#18560117
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (2095)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:54am - work - by dogwheels - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

#18560105
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (3057)

On 12/20/2011 at 6:49am - misc - by IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed (woman) - Mauritius

Today, my mother commented "loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML

#18559949
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35883) - you deserved it (6198)

On 12/20/2011 at 5:43am - misc - by milly - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

#18559487
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6837) - you deserved it (32997)

On 12/20/2011 at 3:14am - misc - by phansmootchie (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42777) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I grabbed some lotion to have a good old wank. However, I'd got it a bit wrong in my rush to spurt my man-mush into an old gym sock, and had picked up some concentrated bronzer. I now have neon-orange hands and genitals. FML

#18556841
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8939) - you deserved it (44884)

On 12/19/2011 at 9:29pm - intimacy - by Colton (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

#18554140
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12216) - you deserved it (30205)

On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24396) - you deserved it (2911)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51321) - you deserved it (4995)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I dropped my 7-year-old son off at school. He decided to have fun and step out of my car screaming "Stranger danger" while running away and pointing at me. I then had to get out of my car to shut the door he'd left wide open. This caused 20 other kids to scream "Stranger danger" as well. FML



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