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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 18988
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
Bye-Bye



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Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML

#18608467
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (2458)

On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, is Christmas day. Normally, I'd spend it with family. However, my boss decided everyone has to work today, despite the fact that there's enough people who want to work to run the place. Apparently it's "fairer" if we all have to do it - except him. FML

#18604012
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28640) - you deserved it (1984)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML

#18596680
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25155) - you deserved it (5663)

On 12/24/2011 at 7:51am - love - by lovinglife (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#18592385
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29555) - you deserved it (4473)

On 12/23/2011 at 8:32pm - love - by FML (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of 4 years through a speech that took me 3 weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML

#18588248
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33131) - you deserved it (4160)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30494) - you deserved it (4065) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML

#18579511
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29859) - you deserved it (7642)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

Today, I used so many different perfume testers that I passed out on the bus. FML

#18579452
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8116) - you deserved it (30849)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I started undressing in front of my boyfriend. He politely said, "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. FML

#18579267
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28642) - you deserved it (7171)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12821) - you deserved it (61455)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30609) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9392) - you deserved it (31557)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

Today, a student came in late to class, and there were only a couple of seats available. I waved her over offering her the seat beside me with the quip, "It's OK, you can sit by me. I don't smell or anything." I realized after she sat down that she actually did. FML

#18569258
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23206) - you deserved it (4561)

On 12/21/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Derpina - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I texted a friend offering my condolences over the death of his grandfather. He hadn't been told his grandfather had died yet. FML

#18569083
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29546) - you deserved it (3856)

On 12/21/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by cmolloy - Ireland (Dublin)



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