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Riya2595

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 26608
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
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Today... is Cristmas day. Normally... I'd spend it wit family. However... ma boss decided everyone as to work today... despite te fact tat tere's enoug peopleo want to work to run te place. Apparently it's "farer" if we all ave to do it - except im. FML

#18604012
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28819) - you deserved it (1994)

On 12/25/2011 at 1:25am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today.. . I wrapped mah boyfriend's Christmas presents for him.. . cuz he was too lazy to do it himself . This included mah own present . FML

#18596680
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25261) - you deserved it (5674)

On 12/24/2011 at 7:51am - love - by lovinglife (woman) - United Kingdom

after having recently moved 300 miles to be with mah boyfriend of 2 yeres , I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me , and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML

#18592385
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29732) - you deserved it (4485)

On 12/23/2011 at 8:32pm - love - by FML (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

AFTAR POURING MAH HAART OUT TO MAH GIRLFRIAND OF 4 YAARS THROUGH A SPAACH THAT TOOK MA 3 WAAKS TO WRITA AND THAN PROPOSING SHA RASPONDAD ( EH WHY NOT. ) FML

#18588248
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33268) - you deserved it (4173)

On 12/23/2011 at 11:38am - love - by LukeSkywalker (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today , our dog ped on nearly all te wrappd gifts under our Cristmas tree. FML

Today,hile waiting 4 mah train, I was listening to a voicemail message on mah phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger cummed up to me from behind an screamed "DELETE!" into mah ear. His voice command deleted mah message. FML

#18580798
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (4227) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner an served tem te cake my roomate ad left 4 me in te fridge. Tirty minutes after tey left, I was so baked tat I couldn't tink straigt. I still don't know if my parents made it ome. FML

#18579511
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30028) - you deserved it (7664)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm - misc - by Cookie (woman) - South Africa

yastarday I usd so many diffarant parfuma tastars that I passd out on tha bus. maga FML

#18579452
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8153) - you deserved it (30997)

On 12/22/2011 at 1:04pm - health - by justnance - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I started undressing in front of mah boyfriend. He politely said, looool "Excuse me, please" because I was blocking the T.V. real FML

#18579267
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28757) - you deserved it (7184)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by lalala - United Kingdom (Croydon)

Today... I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly... so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay an explained... "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

#18578540
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12882) - you deserved it (61673)

On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

TODAY , MAH BOYFRIEND TOLD ME LOVE IS LYK A DRUG. I STARTED TEARING UP BECAUSE THIS IS THE MOST ROMANTIC HE HAS BEEN IN A WHILE. HE THEN WENT ON TO BREAK UP WITH ME , TELLING ME THAT MAH ( PRESCRIPTION IS UP ). FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30814) - you deserved it (3182)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today , I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with mah husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

#18575911
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9921) - you deserved it (32982)

On 12/22/2011 at 12:31am - intimacy - by sninapeters - United States

TODAY, A STUDENT CAME IN LATE TO CLASS, AND THERE WERE ONLY A COUPLE OF SEATS AVAILABLE. I WAVED HER OVER OFFERING HER THE SEAT BESIDE ME WITH THE QUIP, "IT'S OK, YOU CAN SIT BY ME. I DON'T SMELL OR ANYTHING." I REALIZED AFTER SHE SAT DOWN THAT SHE ACTUALLY DID. FML

#18569258
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23992) - you deserved it (4661)

On 12/21/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Derpina - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I texted a friend offering ma condolences over te deat of is grandfater. He adn't been told is grandfater ad died yet. FML

#18569083
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30785) - you deserved it (3982)

On 12/21/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by cmolloy - Ireland (Dublin)

Today , I was wanking an starting thinking about y the Simpsons r yellow , an how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 yeres an mah ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31234) - you deserved it (5813)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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