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Riya2595

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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 28172
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
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Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML

#18640460
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (1969)

On 12/29/2011 at 12:53am - health - by garfield749 (man) - United States

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31583) - you deserved it (22143)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I ran into an attractive friend of a friend who I hadn't seen since a night out last month. I tried my best to be friendly and interesting, but he still seemed awkward. Later I find out that last time he saw me, I was blind drunk and vomiting after propositioning him all evening. FML

#18633167
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8857) - you deserved it (26881)

On 12/28/2011 at 10:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

#18632111
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8953) - you deserved it (35819)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:59am - misc - by GeriGeriBoBeri - United States

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (4745)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

#18631764
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28132) - you deserved it (4434)

On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

#18626777
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44464) - you deserved it (2364)

On 12/27/2011 at 5:32pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42352) - you deserved it (8333)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32496) - you deserved it (2910)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

#18622052
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7021) - you deserved it (48555)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

#18620237
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28354) - you deserved it (2188)

On 12/26/2011 at 11:21pm - health - by Sophie - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a dutch oven, with my own fart. FML

#18617290
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7948) - you deserved it (35120)

On 12/26/2011 at 5:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

#18617176
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25547) - you deserved it (3858)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

#18609988
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31552) - you deserved it (4863)

On 12/25/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML

#18608467
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23638) - you deserved it (2596)

On 12/25/2011 at 3:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)



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