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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 February 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 20175
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riya2595 : I like heavy metal and rock music.
I also like The Beatles.
I try not to be a grammar nazi, but sometimes I can't help it. :)
Have a great day!
Good Luck with the rest of your life!
Feel free to message me.
Bye-Bye



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Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

#18785359
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25290) - you deserved it (4843)

On 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I spun a two year old upside down, in circles. She wasn't remotely dizzy. I threw up on myself. FML

#18785032
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18091) - you deserved it (9748)

On 01/12/2012 at 1:41pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14232) - you deserved it (24509)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I actually took pleasure in sniffing my armpits after 2 days of not showering. FML

#18783531
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7625) - you deserved it (36570)

On 01/12/2012 at 8:34am - health - by Anon (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I happened to make eye contact with a stranger standing on a balcony of the apartment building across the train tracks from mine. He ran his finger across his neck like a knife and winked at me. I'm afraid to go out again. FML

#18782915
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (2239)

On 01/12/2012 at 5:35am - misc - by Dani - Australia

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14241) - you deserved it (43931)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out why my room-mates and I have been ill for the past week. Apparently a rodent climbed into our water cooker and died. I have been drinking tea and eating noodles that have been tainted by a corpse all this time. FML

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

#18773775
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24655) - you deserved it (5558)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:51am - health - by Fluffy - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13589) - you deserved it (32058)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8442) - you deserved it (57432)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43841) - you deserved it (4480)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18230) - you deserved it (26299)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, while trying to prove a point to my mom, I learned that bird seed tastes better than her cooking. FML

#18765648
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21235) - you deserved it (3162)

On 01/10/2012 at 10:34am - misc - by NJ <3 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

#18765510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6883) - you deserved it (37163)

On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41640) - you deserved it (2235)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)



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