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Ripplez13
  • Town/Country : Ottawa, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Ripplez13 : Hai. 17, smart-ass, depressed, cynical, and just generally fucked up. Too many fandoms to name. Proud Nerdfighter and member of the MCRmy. If you have any problems with me, then we can-oh wait I don't care.

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Today, I was crying at my desk at work. My colleague tried to cheer me up by saying: "Don't worry, I'm sure you will find a new job soon". I didn't even know I was fired. I was crying because my cat died this morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54222) - you deserved it (3607)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

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On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I was at work talking to an older man. As our conversation ended, he said, "Thank you, ma'am." Then, he quickly stumbled over his words as he said, "I mean, thank you, sir. I meant sir. I think." He gazed at me for a moment in confusion, then darted away. FML

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that my daughter has a hit list. There are over thirty names on there. My name is on it as well. FML

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On 10/27/2012 at 3:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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