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RinaVampire31

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2890
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RinaVampire31 : Bassist, Artist, Writer. Legend of Zelda, kitty fanatic. Obsessed with blood/vampires.

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

#21276776
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (4395)

On 10/13/2014 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Drafrica (woman) - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

#21275799
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32730) - you deserved it (6546)

On 10/11/2014 at 8:11pm - misc - by dykerino (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

#21263362
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (260) - you deserved it (4209)

On 09/22/2014 at 8:23pm - love - by Serire (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to our new cat. My mom said she'd rather get rid of me than the cat. FML

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

#21252828
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36040) - you deserved it (6084)

On 09/06/2014 at 2:11am - work - by fastfoodslave (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my cat decided to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. FML

Today, I learned that while other people drunk call their exes, I drunk adopt cats. Seven cats, to be exact. FML

#21248352
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40836) - you deserved it (9481)

On 08/30/2014 at 7:56am - animals - by cat lady (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

#21238533
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38568) - you deserved it (6103)

On 08/15/2014 at 10:16pm - love - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a customer came into McDonalds and placed his order. He insisted on putting each coin on the counter rather than handing them straight to me, because he doesn't like touching "poor people". FML

#21234971
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45079) - you deserved it (3301)

On 08/11/2014 at 3:54pm - work - by poorman (man) - United States (California)

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

#21234756
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35694) - you deserved it (3244)

On 08/11/2014 at 10:18am - work - by mcmanager - United States (California)

Today, I was mowing the lawn while wearing gym shorts. Because I had no pockets, I tucked my phone into the waistband of my shorts. I didn't notice my phone had slipped until the lawnmower started making an awful sound. FML

#21233543
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33185) - you deserved it (19556)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:30pm - misc - by ThatsNotGrass (man) - Canada

Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML

#21229760
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39831) - you deserved it (3084)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:52am - misc - by ms98 - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

#21212155
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48060) - you deserved it (6174)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

#21200981
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44009) - you deserved it (4971)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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