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RinaRina

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1840
  • Number of comments : 117
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RinaRina : Not much to say
I study japanese laungage and culture at Aarhus University in Denmark.

I live with my Fiancé (of 6 years) and dog in a House out of town, living a great life.

I am a bit of a geek and a gamer, spends a lot of time with friends both irl and online.
I love FPS and fantasy.
I am a cosplayer, Otaku, Geek, Gamer, Whovian, Sherlockian.
i love music and to draw.
I hate romantic movies.

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RinaRina's favorite FMLs

Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

#20201870
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27756) - you deserved it (3936)

On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

Today, I heard a teenage boy ask his friend, "So, is it, like, November in Australia too?" This is the future of America. FML

#20179140
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24972) - you deserved it (2473)

On 11/26/2012 at 12:27am - kids - by toritoratora - United States (California)

Today, I got into a car accident. The guy wouldn't give me his information, but instead stood there saying, "Like a good neighbor, Statefarm is there." FML

#20176033
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25557) - you deserved it (1790)

On 11/24/2012 at 12:55am - misc - by Read The Fine Print - United States (California)

Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML

#20173484
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (5501)

On 11/22/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I brought a fluorescent tube to the store to make sure I got the correct replacement. Trying to charm the sexy cashier, I waved the tube in the air, saying "I need a new light sabre, there is no force left in this one and the Empire is attacking." Turns out she'd never heard of Star Wars. FML

#20162883
277 comments

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML

#20011677
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6484) - you deserved it (47048)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27748) - you deserved it (2529)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend and I have more in common than I thought. We both are sexually attracted to men. FML

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

#18287242
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17100) - you deserved it (43112)

On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20614) - you deserved it (44614)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a bucket of Twizzlers for our 1 year anniversary because 'he knew I liked them.' He has no idea why I am so upset. FML

#6303119
478 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16022) - you deserved it (42637)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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