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Rille_Krille
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 August 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1025
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rille_Krille : I am one of those guys who don't say much but when i do, I'm awesome.

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Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44121) - you deserved it (8911)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12834) - you deserved it (57344)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML

#14610612
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41434) - you deserved it (2809) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while at training with several of my co-workers, I realized I was the only woman. The only thing one of them said to me the entire day was "DUDE!" while staring at my chest as I took my coat off in the morning. FML

#14558883
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20632) - you deserved it (3212)

On 01/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML

#14518129
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24650) - you deserved it (5020)

On 01/09/2011 at 5:18am - intimacy - by S - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29191) - you deserved it (11058)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

#14181459
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (4314)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents went to the Cayman Islands, leaving me at home in freezing Iowa. Also, even though I never get into trouble, they don't trust me enough to be home on my own. So they hired a babysitter to stay with me until they get back. I'm 17. FML

#14022751
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28372) - you deserved it (3633)

On 11/29/2010 at 11:05am - misc - by wtf (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went to the doctor because recently I've had a white liquid coming from my breast. I found out it's milk. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14019965
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26312) - you deserved it (4075)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:11am - health - by unknown951 -

Today, I discovered my parents took me to a specialist when I was a baby because they thought I had a facial deformity. It turns out I'm just ugly. FML

#13990251
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29138) - you deserved it (2371)

On 11/26/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by bleh (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23583) - you deserved it (5066)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23583) - you deserved it (5066)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

#13806483
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23583) - you deserved it (5066)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27859) - you deserved it (2857)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML

#13373695
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27352) - you deserved it (8523)

On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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