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Rille_krille's favorite FMLs

Today, after having bought my daughter a complete set of new school clothes, she threw a tantrum and refused to wear them. I told her she could either wear them, or go to school naked. She made if half-way down the street in the nude before I caught up and dragged her back inside. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 October 2012 18:22 / United Kingdom - Wokingham

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying on one of my little black dresses and heels. He wanted to "see what the fuss was about." I would have been angry if the sight of him dressed like this hadn't turned me on more than he ever has in the 3 years we've been dating. FML

By ClaireBear150 - / Thursday 20 September 2012 03:09 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend in the bathroom, we heard a knock at the door, then her father's voice. I had to fake constipation noises until he left. FML

By scot / Sunday 2 September 2012 15:38 / United States - Granby

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

By AGeeksWife - / Wednesday 12 September 2012 07:03 / United States - Saukville

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 9 September 2012 21:38 / Canada - Kitchener