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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 August 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3161
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rille_Krille : I am one of those guys who don't say much but when i do, I'm awesome.

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Rille_Krille's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18494) - you deserved it (44677)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15365) - you deserved it (34803)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked my kids if I looked good before going to work. Smiling, they told me I looked wonderful. It wasn't until I got to work and looked into the mirror until I noticed my left eyebrow was gone. FML

#16391580
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36744) - you deserved it (8139)

On 05/28/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by tb351 - United States

Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML

#16237606
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43232) - you deserved it (3780)

On 05/18/2011 at 1:13pm - misc - by Charles (man) - Norway (Akershus)

Today, I found out that my neighbors' 9 year old son has been the one taking a shit on my doorstep everyday. Why? Because Cartman from South Park said that if you keep doing it, the person in the house will move. FML

#16166578
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41161) - you deserved it (4553)

On 05/14/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by IhateThem - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34728) - you deserved it (9464)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

#15883377
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86538) - you deserved it (6484)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

#15712381
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47771) - you deserved it (4230)

On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)

Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML

#15606903
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17795) - you deserved it (48457)

On 04/02/2011 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by lovely321 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32669) - you deserved it (6190)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17481) - you deserved it (50483)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had my friends help me put on a suit of full plate armor for a medieval re-enactment. After the battle, my friends left. I can't get the armor off by myself and will probably have to sleep in it. FML

#15136190
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28190) - you deserved it (9630)

On 02/27/2011 at 5:10am - misc - by hurley (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML

#15127410
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57415) - you deserved it (4981)

On 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41976) - you deserved it (8303)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

#15012596
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38442) - you deserved it (4099)

On 02/17/2011 at 3:08am - health - by clashgurl8449 -



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