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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 August 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1441
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Rille_Krille : I am one of those guys who don't say much but when i do, I'm awesome.

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Rille_Krille's favorite FMLs

Today, I've had chairs thrown at me, kicks have hit me in the nuts and I've heard "I'm gonna fucking kill you, bitch" several times. I work at a kindergarten. And this is a good day compared to what I'm used to. FML

#18783134
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38134) - you deserved it (3342)

On 01/12/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - Sweden

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

#18754752
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30817) - you deserved it (2305)

On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

#18673458
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32005) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by Grandson (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

#18353001
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10380) - you deserved it (28865)

On 11/26/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

#18346168
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25959) - you deserved it (3670)

On 11/25/2011 at 11:15am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML

#18323291
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28637) - you deserved it (2448)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)

Today, while cuddling up on the couch with my boyfriend, I asked him if this was his happy place too. He said, "Nah, it's in pussies." FML

#18165328
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29010) - you deserved it (9141)

On 11/05/2011 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by whatadisappointmnet (woman) - United States

Today, at work, my mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen, and messed up an entire day's attempted work. As I was leaving, I overheard one of my co-workers saying he'd plugged a wireless mouse adapter into my computer, and had been trolling me all day. FML

#18156228
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33713) - you deserved it (3964)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some. Apparently, my boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes. He thinks doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs. FML

#18123104
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (4880)

On 10/31/2011 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by silkysmooth (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got into my car after a long shift at work. When I looked in my rear view mirror, a horrifyingly evil face grinned at me from the back window. I leaped out of the car, only to be chased around by two people in clown masks. It turned out to be a prank set up by my co-workers. FML

#18112365
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27904) - you deserved it (2978)

On 10/30/2011 at 3:13pm - work - by Katrin - Norway

Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway. FML

#18069827
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28912) - you deserved it (3021)

On 10/25/2011 at 1:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, this weird girl started texting me. I really didn't want to talk to her, so I texted back, "This message could not be delivered because of a temporery network setup error. Error 2128-226110." She replied, "You spelt temporary wrong." FML

#18026685
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9939) - you deserved it (58947)

On 10/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by tommyboy783 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

#17965176
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24267) - you deserved it (3702)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:14am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

#17919835
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11197) - you deserved it (30655)

On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from school and found my mother singing along to her latest investment, a compilation CD filled with heavy metal covers of ABBA classics. FML



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