About Rille_Krille : I am one of those guys who don't say much but when i do, I'm awesome.
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Rille_Krille's favorite FMLs
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
by liquid_sasquatch / 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids
by anonymous4991 / 05/03/2012 at 8:39pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/27/2012 at 11:24am / United States / Love
by NoPrivacy / 04/26/2012 at 6:44am / United States / Work
Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML
by Anonymous / 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was babysitting this 12 year old. We were watching a movie, and he was being an angel just laying with his head in my lap. He fell asleep so I closed my eyes and had a little nap. When I woke up he had taken my shirt off and was feeling up my boobs. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2012 at 8:09am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by ohdang / 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML
by awhmaaan / 02/27/2012 at 10:55am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
by eldar90 / 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
by Skullie / 02/19/2012 at 12:40am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, my friend's kid chased me with a rusty, sharp tent peg and threatened to kill me. When I finally got him to calm down he ran off to his room. Later, I found the tent peg under his pillow with a note that said my name. My friend thinks it's hilarious. I am staying here for a week. FML
by FuckLife / 02/11/2012 at 8:41am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
by GothicbunnyxC / 01/28/2012 at 6:31pm / Canada (Prince Edward Island) / Miscellaneous
by joeshmoe / 01/15/2012 at 7:52am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
- Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited… Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. We are both virgins. After we… Today, at work, I had a crease in my pants. Everyone thought I had a boner. Later in the day, when…