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Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was sitting on the couch, computer next to me, lotion on the floor, and my dick in my hand when my roommate walked in on me. Scared and looking me right in the face he says "What's for dinner?". FML
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On 01/22/2009 at 11:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
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On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)
Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML
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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML
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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21020) - you deserved it (6100)
On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
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On 11/21/2008 at 11:03pm - intimacy - by CoCo - Sent from mobile version
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