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Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
by black and yellow / 01/21/2013 at 1:32am / United States (California) / Love
by brebre101 / 07/31/2011 at 5:05am / Canada / Miscellaneous
by James / 07/31/2011 at 12:20am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 03/23/2011 at 12:38pm / United States (Tennessee) / Money
Today, my ex showed up at my door with chocolates and flowers. I've liked him since I was 13, starting dating him when I was 15. He proposed when I was 22. I am now 24, and yesterday was our wedding day. He didn't show. FML
by Wowfmylife / 08/18/2009 at 11:59pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I just found out my dad got remarried a year ago. The woman is officially living with us, I got to have lunch with her alone today. I found out she is only 22, with a 14 year old little brother. My dad's 47. I'm 17, now with a 14 year old uncle and a mom that can pass for my girlfriend. FML
by Beefballs / 07/29/2009 at 2:22am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher was giving a lecture about human genetics and how they are passed on to children. She projected a large picture of a baby on to the screen in the front of the room. I then joked about how this ugly baby must have some very unattractive parents. It was her baby. FML
by biggmouth / 03/26/2009 at 6:44pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
by JD / 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
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