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Riceman80
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3986
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Riceman80 : I am an asshole. Pure and simple. I make a habit of laughing at your painful stories. If you know how to laugh at yourself, you'll probably take the things I say with a grain of salt, as good-natured kidding. If you don't know how to do that, then feel free, by all means, to bitch at me as you see fit. I enjoy it :)

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Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML

#407714 (77)

I agree, your life sucks (69026) - you deserved it (5040)

On 03/17/2009 at 3:25am - love - by isaacBENNETT (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 months saying that I was in the mood, and that I was in bed, and naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105340) - you deserved it (26749)

On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)