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Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bd that I've been sleeping on. FML

#1445711
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43697) - you deserved it (10555)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by broomrape (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bd that I've been sleeping on. FML

#1445711
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43697) - you deserved it (10555)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by broomrape (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking into mah living roomhen I slipped over the carpet, bashed mah head on mah glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parent cummed runninghen they heard mah head bang... straight to the table to see if there were any scratche on it. FML

#1435324
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48038) - you deserved it (2838)

On 04/28/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, my teacher called me into his office so he that he could looool pass me some information for my project . Just as he plugged in my thumbdrive, he opened the folder named ( School Work ) . That was the folder name I used to disguise my porn . FML

#1415955
194 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I went up to a secludd mountain mah boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phond mah boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone startd playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
202 comments

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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday mah daughter walkd in on me taking a shower!! She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis,hich apparently is the same size as mine!! My daughter and Dylan are 7!! real FML

#1409707
225 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by seriouslywtf (man) - United States (Maryland)

2day I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he gets a call from his best friend whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzips his pants and mouths, "She won't know." FML

#1404603
175 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Taday boyfriand thought it would ba saxy to throw ma against tha wall and kiss ma lika thay do in tha movias. Baing all aggrassiva and smooth, ha grabs shirt and pushas ma. Ha pushad a littla too hard and haad was thrown back into tha wall. I was knockad out fir tan minutas. FML

#1401975
105 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by tara22 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , mah boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute an I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with , ( Okay but please don't stretch this one. ) FML

#1387702
165 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 10:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

yesterday I was aving cybersex via webcam wit ma boyfriend . Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on ma finger . Judging by te look on ma boyfriend's face, e was getting really into it . As I started getting into it too, I soved ma finger too far down and puked all over ma laptop . FML

#1387325
199 comments

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On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was looking at my recommendation on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon think I need to get laid. They're right.

#1297315
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62283) - you deserved it (8454)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got pulld over while dancing to crazy techno beats in the car. The officer RAN out of his car and up to mine and poundd on my window. He thought I was having a seizure. FML

#1292437
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (21277)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by bdutton (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I cummd home to fine a car parkd in mah assignd space. Pissd off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks fir parking in mah spot. I spat on yur door handle." It turns out it was mah girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

#1285510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10163) - you deserved it (70290)

On 04/24/2009 at 9:24am - love - by jason (man) - United States (California)

Today, I receivd a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking fir a job so I insistd he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminatd". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

#1284518
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57141) - you deserved it (5097)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:41am - work - by jcstpierre (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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