RetardedBullFrog

Search for a member

Offline (the 08/28/2014 at 10:42pm)

RetardedBullFrog

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 January 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8893
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RetardedBullFrog : I just hop around all day. Sometimes I get out of my pond to post stuff on FML. I get help from my butler ( kid in the picture ) as to what to write in it. I enjoy playing sports with my buddies down at the pond next to mine, we usually just play basketball and eat flies.

RetardedBullFrog's page activity

Visits<b>britbear0731</b> - the 12/05/2015 at 12:30pm<b>imerichello</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 12:15am<b>Mortoli</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:34am<b>CandienInEurope</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 2:10am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/26/2015 at 11:25pm<b>Umbreon_Princess</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 10:00am<b>Jarl_the_Elite</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 1:34am<b>YourAuntsCousin</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 6:51pm<b>kubackster</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 12:30am<b>OMGITSAKITTY</b> - the 08/25/2014 at 9:12pm<b>Alup132</b> - the 07/15/2014 at 10:19am<b>socoldmusic13</b> - the 05/24/2014 at 8:59pm<b>Lilsbills</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 12:04am<b>Budderchook</b> - the 04/29/2014 at 3:26am<b>Bilbo_Swaggins</b> - the 04/22/2014 at 1:24am<b>wolfgold2</b> - the 04/02/2014 at 7:26pm<b>AliceWhovian</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 4:28am<b>piedpiper303</b> - the 03/05/2014 at 5:57pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 4:25am

RetardedBullFrog's FML badges

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of RetardedBullFrog's badges

RetardedBullFrog's favorite FMLs

Today, the student council gave us our senior class t-shirts. Our theme this year is "Striving for Excellence." Excellence was misspelled. FML

by brit / 10/13/2011 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

by daddoesn'tknowbest / 10/13/2011 at 8:24am / United States / Kids

Today, somebody ordered pizza and sent it to the house across the street from them, so they could shoot at the pizza guy with an air-soft gun from the upstairs of their house. I was that delivery guy. FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2011 at 4:17am / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML

by happyshit / 10/13/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation

Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML

by scewable / 10/13/2011 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

by omgreally91 / 10/12/2011 at 7:39pm / United States / Health

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

by Lauren / 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

by octoberrain / 10/12/2011 at 11:41am / United States / Animals

Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, after a root canal, I went to the pharmacy for some pain killers. The cute girl behind the counter asked what I needed. When I opened my mouth to tell her, a wave of drool hurtled out and splattered on the counter. FML

by maninpain / 10/10/2011 at 3:44pm / Kenya / Love

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing / 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm / United Kingdom (Essex) / Health

Today, to keep me from "getting fatter", my roommate raided the kitchen. She ate everything from cookies and ice cream to deli meat. The only thing left in the house are vegetables. FML

by anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 4:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

by G / 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

by Laura / 10/08/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Work

Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML

by ...... / 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous