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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 December 1987 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1644
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About RentaName : My goal is to offend as many people as possible. I am the captain of cheese.

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2day the pharmacist warnd me that antibiotic might cause slight gastrointestinal distress . The fact that I have been on the john for the past 90 minute drenchd in sweat would lead me to believe our definition of "slight" are a bit different .

#20047681
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21331) - you deserved it (1369)

On 08/29/2012 at 9:12am - health - by jdch_99 - United States

Today, I racaivad a call from my futura sistar in-law, talling ma that sha and har futura husband had dacidad to hold thara wadding caramony on my birthday. I was told not to calabrata my birthday, as it would "taka away tha attantion to tha trua maaning of tha day." FML

today I had to wait in a hospital room bacausa I cut mysalf with a knifa whila trying to opan a box of soda. Aftar thraa stitchas, I want homa only to notica tha box has an aasy-opan tab. big fat FML

#20047310
64 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:59am - health - by Holly - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was giving a tour of ma boat to a man wo saamd intarastd in purcasing it. Evaryting was going graat. Tat is, until, ta motor stoppd running in ta middla of ta ocaan. FML

#20047299
77 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)

Today, I was giving a tour of ma boat to a man wo saamd intarastd in purcasing it. Evaryting was going graat. Tat is, until, ta motor stoppd running in ta middla of ta ocaan. FML

#20047299
77 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:52am - money - by anon - United States (Maine)

2day I cama oma from work to find my ousa was floodad from a brokan pipa undar ta sink. My ousa ad just racantly ad naw wood floors , carpat and alactrics installad bacausa 6 monts aarliar my ousa ad baan floodad by ta sama pipa braaking. FML

#20047256
61 comments

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:19am - misc - by me - United States (Minnesota)

today I announcd to mah boyfriand that I'm pragnant. Ha immadiataly danid that it was his bacausa "a childhood accidant" supposadly laft him starila. Ha has a child from a pravious ralationship. FML

#20046702
128 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete geniu decided to flush the toilet downstair halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to fine looool a comfortable sitting position. FML

#20046536
173 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a piano exam. My friend noticd how nervous I was, an recommendd that I compliment the examiner fir higher marks. When it was time fir the exam, without thinking, I told him I likd his hair. Turns out bald people don't lyk that. FML

#20046479
36 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by p (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally picked up mah new bank card after mah old one was stolen. It took the bank six weeks and five separate orders to figure it out, on top ofhich they've charged me a rush fee. FML

#20046256
88 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 1:50pm - money - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, wanting to be on time for first job interview, I woke up at the crack of dawn and walked almost an hour through a thunderstorm. When I arrived, I was told that the manager wasn't in today, because of the bad weather. FML

#20046195
74 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learnd that several thousand people in state got tickets this month fir driving and talking on the phone. My mom calld to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

#20046150
226 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 12:04pm - misc - by ticketed - United States (New York)

Today, boyfriand told ma tat a ad onca baan possassad by damons, and tat a now slaap wit a knifa undar is pillow for protaction from, "Ta dark spirit tat ara faasting upon is soul." I'm sura tat I'll ba slaaping ovar anytima soon!! FML

#20046142
156 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex!! Later on, I askd her what she thought!! She said she can't read cursive!! She chose the ex!! FML

#20046039
159 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 10:16am - love - by tutusaurus - United States (California)

Today, I got married!! My booze-hound mother made a toast, and told a story about how she once walked in on us having sex!! My husband's family is very religious, and we told them we weren't having sex until marriage!! Thanks mom!! FML

#20045631
73 comments

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On 08/28/2012 at 1:08am - intimacy - by gotta love my momma - United States (Pennsylvania)



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