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Renesaga

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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2819
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 24 posted

About Renesaga : I'm not going to bore you all by saying "I'm a pretty laid back guy who's easy to get along with." because everyone's opinion regarding my personality could be different. I'll just say this:
I'm tall, thin, and music is my thing (majoring in music education.) I'm also not funny.

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Renesaga's favorite FMLs

Today, it's my Nana's birthday and to say she is having a good time is an understatement. She's so drunk, she took out her false teeth tried to put them in her dog's mouth. When she failed, she tried the cat's. FML

#11166958
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30307) - you deserved it (3795)

On 06/13/2010 at 10:36am - misc - by Cat (woman) - United Kingdom (Kirklees)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

#9086835
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26630) - you deserved it (5139)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

#9015230
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28528) - you deserved it (3093)

On 03/12/2010 at 1:05am - misc - by ugh - United States

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7240) - you deserved it (53546)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34901) - you deserved it (4996)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18652) - you deserved it (5928)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML

#8407366
367 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7957) - you deserved it (39551)

On 02/18/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by DLS - United States (Vermont)

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

#7598826
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11663) - you deserved it (24999)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML

#7340967
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23024) - you deserved it (3347)

On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

#7231938
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12234) - you deserved it (30491)

On 01/09/2010 at 5:12am - misc - by Face (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47205) - you deserved it (2244)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunch room started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML

#6722034
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26537) - you deserved it (3758)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:26pm - misc - by Goosey (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

#6356025
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17909) - you deserved it (7485)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm - intimacy - by Tucker (man) - United States (Arizona)



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