About Renesaga : I'm not going to bore you all by saying "I'm a pretty laid back guy who's easy to get along with." because everyone's opinion regarding my personality could be different. I'll just say this:
I'm 17.
I'm decently tall (6'4")
I'm really scrawny.
I'd like to think I'm funny, but, I'm not. Oh well.
Music is my primary interest. (possibly majoring or minoring in it in college.)
That's it!
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Today, our guest lecturer told us to imagine 25,000 dead koalas in our lecture theatre, and if that didn't make us emotional then we didn't care about them. She then went on a rant, during which she encouraged us to join the "koala army". FML
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On 04/08/2013 at 10:08am - work - by save the koalas? uhh - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while at a hospital, a prayer group circled me and started praying that God and the good doctors and nurses would heal me from the disease that disfigured my face. I was there to visit my sick grandmother. FML
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On 04/08/2013 at 2:12am - health - by chinatownhobo (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)
Today, my Jewish boyfriend came over for my extended family's Easter party. My grandmother made fun of him for being Jewish so badly, that he left, crying. She doesn't see what she did wrong. FML
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On 04/01/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by aabadaba (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML
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On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
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On 01/15/2013 at 1:57pm - love - by Bella (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML
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On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML
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On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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On 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm - misc - by Grubendol - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML
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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, Santa ran over my foot with a Segway. FML
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On 12/05/2011 at 8:21am - misc - by areyouserial - United States
Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -
Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
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On 11/18/2011 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML
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On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
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