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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 9122
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71089) - you deserved it (6898)

On 03/06/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by promdump (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my teacher confiscated my cell phone for text messaging. He said he would give it back if the next text that I would receive was important. I prayed the guy I've been texting didn't send the dick pic he said he was going to. He did. FML

#160435
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I agree, your life sucks (27370) - you deserved it (95057)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by textfail (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1142334) - you deserved it (115214)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her itunes was on random. "Rape me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24188) - you deserved it (5701)

On 01/30/2009 at 12:27pm - love - by RollieCollieUSA - United States (Illinois)



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