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Ren_Uchiha
  • Town/Country : Neverland, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 November 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 258
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Ren_Uchiha : My name.... My likes well, I don't feel like telling you that. My dream for the future.. Hmm... Never really thought about it... Hobbies? I have many...

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Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML

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117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35932) - you deserved it (5331)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:05pm - love - by Jaime - United States (New York)

Today, I was watching last week's episode of The Walking Dead with my girlfriend. When the gang leader explained the rules of the group to Daryl, I reached over, grabbed my girlfriend's boobs and yelled, "Claimed!" She shot back, "Yeah, they are. But not by you." FML

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88 comments

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On 03/29/2014 at 5:57pm - love - by the other guy? (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

#21027645
120 comments

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On 01/14/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, to make it seem like the customers actually liked me, I told my coworkers I got tipped $12. Sadly, that "$12 tip" came from my own pocket. FML

#20973265
52 comments

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On 11/28/2013 at 1:39am - work - by MicachuPikachu (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents kicked me out of the house because they were having a party. They gave me twenty bucks to go see a movie. Well, the movie ended pretty quick, but the trauma of seeing my parents in a swingers' orgy will take some time getting over. FML

#20969815
161 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 1:16am - intimacy - by why god - United States (California)

Today, my boss claimed that I've been lying to get days off because apparently nobody can be so unlucky as to have three family members die within a month. I am just that unlucky, and suspended. FML

#20969727
115 comments

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On 11/25/2013 at 12:03am - work - by unemployed and bereaved (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my teacher was talking about anorexia and bulimia. Midway through the lesson, she stopped and knowingly asked if I wanted to share my experiences with the class. I don't have an eating disorder, just a screwed-up metabolism. FML

#20904715
193 comments

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On 10/02/2013 at 2:37pm - health - by 94lbs of muscle -

Today, a week after my dad discovered Family Guy and started mindlessly repeating catchphrases from it 24/7, I finally lost my temper and told him how incredibly annoying it is. He just paused, turned to look me in the eyes, and said, "Shut up, Meg." FML

#20870528
141 comments

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On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my grandma's chihuahua was run over while I was taking her for a walk. She later whispered to me, "It should have been you." FML

#20690610
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51182) - you deserved it (6027)

On 05/28/2013 at 1:05am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized the number of cats I currently have is higher than the number of guys I've ever dated. FML

#20169381
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15703) - you deserved it (14616)

On 11/19/2012 at 11:15am - animals - by crazycatlady (woman) - United States

Today, at work, my buddy pulled up in his car. I handed him $40, and he handed me a bag. It must have looked like a drug deal, but he was actually just smuggling in the new Pokémon game for me. I'm 22, and a drug deal would probably have been less embarrassing to explain. FML

#20109009
217 comments

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On 10/09/2012 at 12:03pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mom and I somehow got into a serious argument over the ethics of capturing and training Pokémon. FML

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174 comments

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On 07/08/2012 at 5:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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