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Today, I witnessed my husband swat a coffee bean over and over again, all the while mistaking it for a fly. I then figured he probably has a lower IQ than I do, which wouldn't be so bad if mine wasn't a few points away from minor retardation. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by sheilob (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)
Today, I received my first payment of child support from my estranged husband: $50 and a note that said he wouldn't be paying any more. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, I've been sick with both a chest cold and a sore throat. As a result, I've also been dehydrated, causing me to have a headache. Whenever I cough, I feel like my throat is being ripped apart and my head is about to explode. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 7:10pm - health - by Zak (man) - United States
Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, in health class we were watching a documentary about anxiety. My teacher asked if any of us often feel anxious. I was too anxious to raise my hand, and went into a minor panic attack. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 10:23am - health - by cjd - Canada (Quebec)
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by Chey - United States (California)
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:21pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)
Today, I overheard a girl and a guy sitting behind me on the bus who were talking about Skyrim, one of my favourite games. After a while, I turned around and, as a fellow gamer, thanked them for restoring my faith in humanity. They went very quiet. I'm now that weird guy on the bus. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 2:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I was waiting for a call from a job I had applied for. When the phone rang, I ran as fast I could up the stairs, falling and slamming my shin on the way. The call? It was a women asking me, "Hi, do you have time to learn about our lord Jesus Christ?" FML
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On 03/22/2012 at 12:56am - work - by Atheist (man) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)
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