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  • Birth Date : Monday 21 February 1983 (31 years)
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  • Number of comments : 22
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Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

#19377820
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22851) - you deserved it (2628)

On 03/30/2012 at 6:21pm - love - by sad (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my eleven year old daughter called me a moron, after I told her she was dead wrong when she claimed that rabbits lay eggs. FML

#19376586
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22843) - you deserved it (4591)

On 03/30/2012 at 2:44pm - kids - by James (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

#19374662
105 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was so excited to hear my phone get a message that I jumped out of my seat. It was the TV, advertising texting plans. FML

#19374122
64 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:10am - misc - by Anon (woman) - New Zealand

Today, I gave myself paper cuts on the sides of my mouth while licking the cover of a pudding cup. FML

Today, I felt manly. I spent almost the entire day peeling paint, power sanding, and applying Spackle for my grandma. Strutting with masculinity, I headed for the shower, only to let out a womanly yelp at a spider hanging at eye level around a corner. Manliness gone. FML

#19372815
100 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

#19370577
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20925) - you deserved it (3502)

On 03/29/2012 at 4:16pm - work - by nicoleee - United States

Today, I realized that something's wrong when you have to go to a mental hospital for a family reunion. FML

#19367140
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24446) - you deserved it (1780)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm - misc - by neverthesame - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got the feeling that my phone smelt of cigarettes and B.O. I smelt it, realised that it was my hands that smelt, then got confused and thought maybe it was my nose piercing that smelt. I then realised my psychology class was watching me trying to smell my own nose. FML

#19366702
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6278) - you deserved it (24675)

On 03/28/2012 at 10:03pm - misc - by Cass - Australia

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

#19363371
144 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

#19362512
112 comments

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On 03/28/2012 at 8:00am - health - by hikari_chan_xo - United States (Michigan)

Today, I failed my driving test. I rammed into the parallel parking poles, ran a stop sign, and stopped at a cross intersection. My instructor called me an idiot. FML

#19360532
173 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 10:38pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML

#19359815
147 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 9:08pm - health - by Anna - United States

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

#19358358
136 comments

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On 03/27/2012 at 5:29pm - love - by LoveBytes - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML

#19356706
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17249) - you deserved it (12156)

On 03/27/2012 at 10:00am - health - by halfasleep (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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