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Red_Wing_Nut44
  • Town/Country : Michigan, The United States Of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1657
  • Number of comments : 219
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About Red_Wing_Nut44 : 'sup creeper? Since you be creepin', I enjoy making witty comments, hope to be on someone's favorite FMLer list one day, and love arguing with trolls over why the Detroit Red Wings rock. Also, if you message me I won't respond because I'm pretty much always on the app.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I was with my family at a buffet getting dessert. As I had my chocolate cake in hand, I grabbed an extra slice of cheesecake for my mom because I knew she would like a slice. Upon returning to my table, a couple walking behind me commented, "See, that's why Americans are so obese." FML

#249952
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I agree, your life sucks (44578) - you deserved it (8082)

On 03/09/2009 at 4:25am - misc - by McChunky =( - United States (California)

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

#6093
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56544) - you deserved it (4549)

On 02/03/2009 at 9:25am - intimacy - by SoClose (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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