About Red_Wing_Nut44 : 'sup creeper? Since you be creepin', I enjoy making witty comments, hope to be on someone's favorite FMLer list one day, and love arguing with trolls over why the Detroit Red Wings rock. Also, if you message me I won't respond because I'm pretty much always on the app.
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Red_Wing_Nut44's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
by tiredoffamilydinners / 01/12/2012 at 12:00am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I spent five hours sobbing in my room due to anti-depressant withdrawal. My mother refused to come and talk to me, because I'm "a terrible, hateful child who only cares about herself." Last week I spent two hours comforting her because my brother hadn't called in a week. FML
by Anonymous / 01/09/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 01/08/2012 at 7:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/07/2012 at 12:49pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Kyle / 01/05/2012 at 1:58am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ktinanic / 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
by Anonymous / 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm / Australia / Health
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 1:57am / United States / Animals
Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML
by pinkleopleurodon / 12/09/2011 at 7:23am / United States / Miscellaneous
by GlowInTheDark / 12/09/2011 at 2:41am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
by Notadrinkanddriveidiot / 12/07/2011 at 9:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/02/2011 at 1:15am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
- Today, I woke up next to a woman nearly twice my age. I don't know how to tell her it was drunken… Today, my boyfriend called condoms the "biggest scam in history" and said I won't get pregnant if I… Today, I am 11 weeks pregnant and my husband has taken great glee in the fact that his horrible gas…