About RebornUnicorn : I'm Amy and I have no idea why I called myself RebornUnicorn. Movies are also my life.
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by Anonymous / 05/07/2013 at 4:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by serialkillingex / 05/07/2013 at 3:45am / Netherlands / Love
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and I accidentally dropped my new tampon on the ground. Just as I was about to reach for it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" and then a hand reached under my stall and grabbed it. It was my last one. FML
by the girl next door / 05/07/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/01/2013 at 11:55am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML
by a tad whipped / 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm / Australia / Money
by msarosi / 04/28/2013 at 6:28am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by lonely / 04/14/2013 at 11:45pm / United States / Love
by really? / 04/13/2013 at 5:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2013 at 5:24am / Australia / Love
by Juliet / 04/11/2013 at 8:40pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I played Call of Duty with my new flatmate. He continuously lost and was outraged that a girl beat him. It resulted in him shouting at me, claiming that since I'm Muslim, I must be part of the Taliban, which would explain my gaming skills. FML
by zahra_786 / 04/11/2013 at 5:11am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by fatmom / 04/10/2013 at 9:26am / United Kingdom (Kent) / Kids
Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
by Anonymous / 04/09/2013 at 2:01pm / United States / Health
by steppppphhhhhh / 04/09/2013 at 4:18am / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I… Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic,… Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I…