About Rebornunicorn
I'm Amy and I have no idea why I called myself RebornUnicorn. Movies are also my life.
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Rebornunicorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

By projectfain / Wednesday 22 May 2013 12:28 / United States - Akron

Today, my stalker ex girlfriend turned up at my wedding, uninvited, wearing a wedding dress. FML

By tdrtnlz / Saturday 11 May 2013 06:25 / United Kingdom - Studley

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

By mehdi / Monday 13 October 2008 08:20 /

Today, I was watching my 3-year-old sister play in the bathtub. She started screaming at her toys, saying "You're staying under the water until you DIE!" She then looked at me and cackled. I share a room with this demon child. FML

By ktiskool - / Thursday 1 August 2013 04:03 / United States - Imperial

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML

By o___O" - / Friday 10 May 2013 20:11 / Belgium - Brussels