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About Reaper1984 : firefighter, drag racer, hockey player... I like to live life up to the fullest cause tomorrow is never promised today. Also, just to answer a common question I get. My rail car is a super comp dragster, it has a fully loaded 454 that puts out approximately 675 hp. I run an 8.90 index doing approx. 170 mph in the 1/4 mile,but it will go a little faster. You can message me if you correctly answer this question..... If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless or naked?

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Today , after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back , borrowing $60 from her , and bieng just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning , she sends a very large man to my door to collect , like she's Tony Soprano. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44974) - you deserved it (4470)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Tried To Whimsically Serenade Me By Throwing Rocks At Mah Apartment Window And Singing. He Got The Wrong Window. Another Guy Answered, And Now He Thinks I'm Cheating On Him. FML


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On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States

Today, I went to the arport after saying goodbye to my, fir some reason, giggling boyfriend. I learnt why he was so cheerful when I opend my purse in front of the guards, only to find pink-furry handcuffs, and a huge dildo. They pretendd to know wat it was. FML


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On 03/23/2013 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, Mah Dad And I Had An Hour-long Conversation. When He Was Getting Up To Leave Mah Room He Said, "Good Talk Chelsey." My Sister Is Chelsey. So I Corrected Him. He Thought I Was Joking. My Father Can't Tell Mah Sister And I Apart. We R Not Twins. FML


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On 03/08/2013 at 5:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to my professor's office. I've had an upset stomach all week, and I still felt a little gassy, so I politely decided to pass gass before entering the room. More than just gas cummed out. FML

Today, I'm getting marrid. A few months ago, I allowd my mother in-law to take care of catering. She beggd to be a part of the wedding, so I gave her the caterer's number an order info. It appears that I will not be eating at my own wedding because she decidd to order food I'm allergic to. mega FML


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On 01/28/2013 at 6:52am - love - by forever1990 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday my usband and I finally agreed on someting: marriage counseling. real FML


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On 01/12/2013 at 10:28am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boyfriend broke up with me cuz I'm too "high maintenance". And that's cuz I ask him to use condomshen we have sex, and I refuse to invite mah friends over fir threesomes. I don't knowhy I'm not actually glad we r broken up. FML


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On 01/07/2013 at 3:35am - love - by kat124ever (woman) - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

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