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Today, working in customer support, I received a call from a woman who'd just been robbed. My supervisor asked what was taking so long; I told him that she was hysterical. He took my phone and told her to call back when she had her "shit together", then hung up. I take orders from this man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40146) - you deserved it (3587)

On 04/16/2013 at 6:50am - work - by no compassion - United States (Colorado)

Today, at the store, I noticed a girl eyeing a chocolate bunny. Her mom refused to buy it, saying they didn't have enough money. She started crying, so I decided to make her day and offered to buy it for her. Her mom reacted by slapping me across the face and calling me a "pedo." FML

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On 04/05/2013 at 8:13pm - kids - by easteryegg (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 for free to replace her broken Nokia, which she threw out the window in "blind rage". I felt awful having to thank her for calling. Sadly, this is a daily event. FML

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On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)



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