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Today, I was woken up at 7:00am for a work emergency after a long night of partying. If the 15 missed phone calls didn't do it, the hose water that was sprayed through my window by my boss sure did. FML

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On 11/01/2009 at 8:48am - work - by bpongplayer (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my 'learning disorder'. I don't have a learning disorder. FML

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On 10/31/2009 at 1:20am - work - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during my shift at the restaurant, my boss's daugher came in. I could not help but notice she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her mother, my boss took me aside and said "my daugher's got eyes, you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by tomtomcutiepoof (man) - United States (Georgia)



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