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Today, I found out that whenever a mistake is made at my work, my boss assumes that it was me, unless indicated otherwise, but he has never said anything to me about it because of my 'learning disorder'. I don't have a learning disorder. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26928) - you deserved it (2203)

On 10/31/2009 at 1:20am - work - by Brinty (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11733) - you deserved it (47892)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64087) - you deserved it (6845)

On 03/12/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by tomtomcutiepoof (man) - United States (Georgia)



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