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  • Town/Country : Nyköping, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1989 (22 years)
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Today, a friend and I saw some deer outside my car. Since we were both leaving for college the next day we wanted to do something memorable so we decided to chase the deer. Turns out the deer wanted to chase us too. We ran for over five minutes screaming. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4659) - you deserved it (33650)

On 01/22/2011 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10123) - you deserved it (26215) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347 (279)

I agree, your life sucks (10581) - you deserved it (36342)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

#14298065 (197)

I agree, your life sucks (7862) - you deserved it (32515)

On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was helping my dad move into his new house. It's a 4-bedroom house and he has three kids so it's perfect. I was wandering around and noticed that the first bedroom is his, the second is my older brother's, the third is my younger sister's, and the fourth is an office. I have no room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38891) - you deserved it (1893)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320 (467)

I agree, your life sucks (149012) - you deserved it (22380)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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