Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

RaulGarcia30

Search for a member

RaulGarcia30

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1012
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About RaulGarcia30 : To some I'm known as Raul, others I'm known as Hot Sauce, but either way I'm still a boss. Liberty North Eagles Nation. I play football, guitar, and I'm a singer/songwriter. Plan on being an NFL kicker, chef or maybe even president in the future. I joined FML so I know I have someone to rely on making my day with a good laugh.

RaulGarcia30's page activity

Visits<b>thebeast74</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 12:32am<b>Ayezed</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 2:54pm<b>elsieglea</b> - the 03/23/2014 at 10:27pm<b>krupa1017</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 3:46pm<b>Patty410</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 9:19pm<b>omgbrainZ</b> - the 12/08/2013 at 1:53pm<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/26/2013 at 6:18pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 3:23pm<b>cskipgolfer2013</b> - the 07/27/2013 at 7:20pm<b>MissVeracity</b> - the 07/16/2013 at 1:32pm<b>JillianBall</b> - the 06/25/2013 at 12:16pm<b>HelenKeller1</b> - the 06/24/2013 at 11:14pm<b>SydneyGrey</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 3:15am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 06/11/2013 at 12:52am<b>Mornai</b> - the 06/10/2013 at 12:56am<b>theycallmekitty</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 9:46pm<b>chandlerbelacic</b> - the 05/30/2013 at 7:18pm<b>kellyemma</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 10:41pm

RaulGarcia30's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of RaulGarcia30's badges

RaulGarcia30's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembled a penis. I tried to cover up and asked if it was an action figure. He looked at me like I was an idiot and said, "It's a DICK." FML

#21069587
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42714) - you deserved it (5434)

On 02/23/2014 at 5:27pm - kids - by hot sweet.... not (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

#21068594
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41820) - you deserved it (3928)

On 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

#20972059
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50931) - you deserved it (2699)

On 11/27/2013 at 12:51am - love - by grantsidiots - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

#20971859
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40061) - you deserved it (4079)

On 11/26/2013 at 10:11pm - work - by tortured (man) - United States

Today, after hours of organizing and spending around $300 for my three-year-old's birthday party, I realized I forgot to send out the invitations. FML

#20951338
159 comments

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

#20951236
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42560) - you deserved it (3489)

On 11/09/2013 at 9:15am - work - by fmylyfe (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

#20950992
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49692) - you deserved it (3469)

On 11/09/2013 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML

#20950805
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47080) - you deserved it (3882)

On 11/08/2013 at 9:54pm - misc - by zoe777 (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML

#20807595
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58796) - you deserved it (8465)

On 07/28/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by microlovin (man) - United States (California)

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

#20807393
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40008) - you deserved it (27075)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

#20804720
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64719) - you deserved it (6569)

On 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm - intimacy - by awkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

#20804466
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52154) - you deserved it (16867)

On 07/26/2013 at 10:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part: he was by himself. FML

#20804404
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57234) - you deserved it (4901)

On 07/26/2013 at 9:09am - intimacy - by amiezingme - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to: "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML

#20803390
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59079) - you deserved it (7063)

On 07/25/2013 at 7:20pm - love - by sucksatlove (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML

#20772121
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46564) - you deserved it (6487)

On 07/09/2013 at 9:35am - kids - by thecathater (man) - Australia (Queensland)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: