About Raulgarcia30
To some I'm known as Raul, others I'm known as Hot Sauce, but either way I'm still a boss. Liberty North Eagles Nation. I play football, guitar, and I'm a singer/songwriter. Plan on being an NFL kicker, chef or maybe even president in the future. I joined FML so I know I have someone to rely on making my day with a good laugh.
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Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 22 February 2014 21:02 / United States - Antelope

Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML

By grantsidiots / Wednesday 27 November 2013 05:51 / Australia

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

By tortured - / Wednesday 27 November 2013 03:11 / United States

Today, after hours of organizing and spending around $300 for my three-year-old's birthday party, I realized I forgot to send out the invitations. FML

By NiteShayd - / Saturday 9 November 2013 16:40 / Canada

Today, while working at Chipotle, a teenage girl asked in all seriousness if she "could have a steak burrito, but with like, chicken instead?" FML

By fmylyfe - / Saturday 9 November 2013 14:15 / United States - Saint Paul