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About RarityRoyale : I'm the only person I know who doesn't pull the pickles out if their McDonald's burger before eating it.
Why am I up so early?
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An insomniac or a creature of the dark
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Monday 1 September 2014