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About RarityRoyale : I'm the only person I know who doesn't pull the pickles out if their McDonald's burger before eating it.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Friday 30 January 2015