Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

RarityRoyale

Offline (43 minutes ago) | Search for a member

RarityRoyale

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 November 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 514
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About RarityRoyale : I'm the only person I know who doesn't pull the pickles out if their McDonald's burger before eating it.

RarityRoyale's page activity

Visits<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 7:54pm<b>D069864</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 2:32pm<b>purplekitty09</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 5:42pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:43pm<b>SemiAuto</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 9:58am<b>Wondermage</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 6:10am<b>QueenOfSuppness</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:27am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:19am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 9:45pm<b>juliaafaulkner</b> - the 01/25/2015 at 5:31pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 3:09pm<b>droppinwolves</b> - the 01/07/2014 at 11:11pm<b>Zarippa</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 11:39pm<b>Myndiva</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 2:14pm<b>FuhrerBurg</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 8:49am<b>UnknownDemon1406</b> - the 01/05/2014 at 12:29am<b>foxxakush</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 5:06pm<b>ositoakaluis</b> - the 01/04/2014 at 2:46pm

Fucked!<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:20am

RarityRoyale's FML badges

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of RarityRoyale's badges

RarityRoyale's favorite FMLs

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

#20892563
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35744) - you deserved it (5539)

On 09/23/2013 at 1:48am - kids - by numbnuts (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I jokingly asked my girlfriend what she got me for my half birthday, to which she replied "A baby." She was serious. FML



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: