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Randyrhoads1994

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Randyrhoads1994

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 January 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 319
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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Yesterday, mah fiancée an I were making plans for our weddinghen mah soon-to-be mother-in-law chimed in with, "You know, she can still get out of this . I got the dress for her but we can save it for the next guy." I'm not sure if she's joking or not .

#21329587
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27449) - you deserved it (1988)

On 01/02/2015 at 8:46pm - love - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I beat mah boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumpd me and told me to leave. FML

#21319982
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33434) - you deserved it (3949)

On 12/18/2014 at 9:39pm - love - by I warned him - United States (Georgia)

2day mah vegan girlfriend openly admittd that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving mah life or an animal's. She actually seemd confusd as to why that upset me. FML

#21316969
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (3715)

On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah grlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on mah Facebook account an publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

#21311373
188 comments

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On 12/04/2014 at 11:31am - misc - by Red (man) -

Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML

#21310722
122 comments

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On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today looool , ma boyfriand broka ta bd pratanding to ba a catarpillar!! FML

#21300031
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28469) - you deserved it (3343)

On 11/16/2014 at 4:44am - love - by tine - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude... she simply replied... "Mother... you should hear looool the words I use at school." mega FML

#21281207
71 comments

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On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decidd he's asexual and dumpd me on the spot. FML

#21276883
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36813) - you deserved it (4099)

On 10/13/2014 at 1:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Yesterday I Recievd An Email From An Angry Parent, Demanding That I Give His Daughter An A On A Project Which I Had Given Her A 0 On. The Project Was To Pick An Article Relatd To Science An To Write An Essay On It. Hers Was A Hoax Article Relating To Ebola Patients Rising From The Dead. Big Fat FML

#21276337
247 comments

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On 10/12/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that when I askd my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even usd a condom. FML

#21268339
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43760) - you deserved it (3996)

On 09/30/2014 at 1:45pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was flipping out bacausa I couldn't find mah wallat, an aftar savaral hours of cussing mysalf out, I want downstairs to maka looool braakfast. I pourd caraal into mah bowl an mah wallat floppd out with tha Honay Nut Chaarios. I nad to stop drinking. FML

#21267969
58 comments

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On 09/29/2014 at 10:13pm - misc - by KasSmoke - United States (Texas)

Today, My Boyfriend Asked Me To Marry Him. When I Happily Told My Dad, He Kept Asking If I'd Consider Taking Back My Ex.

#21266215
69 comments

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On 09/27/2014 at 4:16am - love - by nyx (woman) - United States (California)

Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51461) - you deserved it (4988)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I found out mah wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

#21260166
99 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 6:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.

#21255419
93 comments

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On 09/09/2014 at 11:16pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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