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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Yesterday, mah fiancée an I were making plans for our weddinghen mah soon-to-be mother-in-law chimed in with, "You know, she can still get out of this . I got the dress for her but we can save it for the next guy." I'm not sure if she's joking or not .
Today, mah grlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on mah Facebook account an publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML
Today... 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude... she simply replied... "Mother... you should hear looool the words I use at school." mega FML
Yesterday I Recievd An Email From An Angry Parent, Demanding That I Give His Daughter An A On A Project Which I Had Given Her A 0 On. The Project Was To Pick An Article Relatd To Science An To Write An Essay On It. Hers Was A Hoax Article Relating To Ebola Patients Rising From The Dead. Big Fat FML
Today, I was flipping out bacausa I couldn't find mah wallat, an aftar savaral hours of cussing mysalf out, I want downstairs to maka looool braakfast. I pourd caraal into mah bowl an mah wallat floppd out with tha Honay Nut Chaarios. I nad to stop drinking. FML
Taday Mah Girlfriend Visitd Mah Restaurant With Some Guy I'd Never Seen Before. She Introducd Him To Me As Her "new Boyfriend". She Was Always A Cold Bitch, But I Never Saw This Coming. I Had To Serve There Foodhile Choking Back Tears, And I Couldn't Work Up The Nerve To Spit In It. FML
Today, my grlfriend went sopping at Victoria's Secret wit me. Wile se was in te fitting room, er parents walkd by an saw me. Tey don't approve of te store, so I panickd an told tem I was considering becoming a woman.
Friday 27 March 2015