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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71002) - you deserved it (4131)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36707) - you deserved it (16051)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38905) - you deserved it (22935)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

#16399874
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64824) - you deserved it (13516)

On 05/29/2011 at 10:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45223) - you deserved it (7979)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41111) - you deserved it (6053)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40366) - you deserved it (4036)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

#16341966
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50444) - you deserved it (9356)

On 05/25/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by Username - United States (California)

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

#16339516
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56017) - you deserved it (18649)

On 05/25/2011 at 4:23am - intimacy - by katie -

Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML

#16326196
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39388) - you deserved it (8018)

On 05/24/2011 at 9:59am - misc - by BurnedByAWaiter -

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39951) - you deserved it (6336)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78082) - you deserved it (4108)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

#16286045
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9912) - you deserved it (62726)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML

#16277810
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63743) - you deserved it (11071)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on facebook. FML

#16262693
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45975) - you deserved it (3586)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:46am - love - by BALEIGHLOVE17 -



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