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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

#17673580
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27806) - you deserved it (3777)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44543) - you deserved it (3104)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone asked when my baby was due. I'm not pregnant, but I was so embarrassed to be mistaken for a pregnant lady that I rubbed my tummy and said "December." FML

#17324458
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34408) - you deserved it (14468)

On 07/31/2011 at 9:16pm - health - by preggo (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, as I was taking the bus home, I sat down next to a man wearing an FML shirt. While snickering I said to him "You totally deserved it." I guess he thought that comment deserved a broken nose. FML

#17306841
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19716) - you deserved it (78000)

On 07/30/2011 at 5:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I gave my dad a brochure for anger management. His response? Throwing a chair out the window. FML

#17285530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37680) - you deserved it (7173)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML

#17280926
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22721) - you deserved it (7885)

On 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm - misc - by supergirl7 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28948) - you deserved it (4445)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32381) - you deserved it (7547)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

#17250401
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33128) - you deserved it (8256)

On 07/25/2011 at 3:21am - health - by jgdgjyfg - United Kingdom (Rotherham)

Today, I returned home from a three-week vacation. None of my friends realized I'd been gone. FML

#17246685
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30054) - you deserved it (3643)

On 07/24/2011 at 10:34pm - misc - by 88_OP (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was on a hot date. After we finished supper we went back to his place. My stomach started to feel upset so I politely asked where is bathroom was so I could "powder my nose". After ten minutes of agonizing diarrhea, I looked down and noticed he was out of toilet paper. FML

#17134367
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38608) - you deserved it (4627)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by anonymous - Canada

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

#17035825
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (7757)

On 07/09/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

#16812577
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33199) - you deserved it (5954)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I've been dating for several months, and fallen in love with, said "We're just friends, right? My mom thinks I'm leading you on." FML

#16774527
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51648) - you deserved it (4610)

On 06/21/2011 at 1:07am - love - by played (man) - Norway

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81157) - you deserved it (6650)

On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)



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