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Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend of one year - "why is someone as smart, funny and as handsome as you with someone like me?" he replied - "opposites attract." FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 1:55pm - love - by sprocket (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I wore out the highest heels I had but was nervous about falling because I am such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 3:23pm - misc - by klutz - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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On 02/27/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by LuvShawn (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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