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Today, I was looking through some old family picture 4 a scrapbook I'm making. I found image of mah dad passed out in his underwear, mah great-grandpa having a drunken bath, an an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

#18371495
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Today, my boyfriand dacidad tat vaginal, oral, and anal sax ara starting to gat boring. Lat's just say tat my armpit is now drancad in luba. I'm afraid ofat a's going to want to try onca a gats borad of tis. FML

#18370889
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I agree, your life sucks (38266) - you deserved it (9370)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, before mah girlfriend gave me a blow job, she put on goggles. FML

#18355284
239 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 10:09am - intimacy - by hitintheeye - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googld . FML

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223 comments

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On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother cummed home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she cummed back and did it again. FML

#18342108
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On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today , at tha point of orgasm , mah boyfriand scraamd out , "Is this all thara is?!" than rolld ovar and stard blankly at tha cailing without spaaking for agas. This happans a lot. FML

#18335372
183 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 8:57am - intimacy - by Jane (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, I got trappd in an elevator with a chicken . fat FML

#18334722
257 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today , boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him , he'll chop body up and dispose of all the parts , but keep boobies , because he likes them. FML

#18334603
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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

TODAY , I WAS COMPLAINING TO MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT OUR EXCESSIVE WATER BILL . HE THEN SAYS , "DON'T LOOK AT ME , I DON'T EVEN SHOWER." FML

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82 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:16am - money - by jshibbz0993 - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me!! When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner!! FML

#18322997
92 comments

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Julie - United States (California)

Today, I went to doctor. I casually asked him why I keep getting headaches after I masturbate. He said it probably was a sign from God. FML

#18314611
58 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 4:36am - intimacy - by toomuch (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

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200 comments

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On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Yesterday... I gave looool mah boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook statu as "When your grlfriend finally shuts up 4 once". FML

#18287242
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On 11/19/2011 at 6:42am - love - by kaybax - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)



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