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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 April 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76026) - you deserved it (18754)

On 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm - intimacy - by jsw029 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41010) - you deserved it (16850)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:01am - intimacy - by secret123 - United States

Today, I was talking to my friend about my life and she stopped me mid-sentence and told me that my life makes her sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23149) - you deserved it (2546)

On 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm - misc - by why... - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 10:14am - misc - by insearch4i - United States (Arizona)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7640) - you deserved it (28684)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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