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Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
by jsw029 / 02/25/2009 at 11:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML
by secret123 / 02/24/2009 at 6:01am / United States / Intimacy
by why... / 02/01/2009 at 12:37pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by insearch4i / 01/22/2009 at 10:14am / United States (Arizona) / Geek
Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML
- Today, to get back at me for breaking up with him, my ex-boyfriend thought it would be really funny… Today, I came home to visit my family for spring break, only to realize that I'd left my phone in… Today, my girlfriend hid my car keys and decided that she wouldn't give them back until I succeeded…