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Ramanella

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RamanellaRamanella
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 10259
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Hey, my name is Monika, and I am 18 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but you can decide that for yourself). I like to work out but sometimes (most times) unhealthy things call to me.

I like all genres of music, except screamo. I love anime, and honestly it is not just for kids or all fan service. I probably wouldn't let kids watch AOT, or call HxH fan service. Speaking of HxH, Hisoka is my absolute favourite. Honestly he is my fav. anime character ever.

If you want you can message me. Please don't if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. I am just not interested in that kind of stuff and that should be respected.

Ramanella's page activity

Visits<b>SmaxJax</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:27pm<b>Nahpets</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:52pm<b>oops6663</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 11:30pm<b>littlebitty</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 7:00pm<b>itsjulia16</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 6:33pm<b>medic428</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 8:22pm<b>xbastaki</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 5:10am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 2:52pm<b>starClight</b> - the 01/22/2016 at 7:28am<b>cutieepieemariee</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:54pm<b>ScruffySF7</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:53pm<b>chillaxed</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:23pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:52pm<b>ShroudedKnife</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:47pm<b>risacat</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:41am<b>dno79</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 10:10am<b>Mechenry</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 7:13am<b>harlsp</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 5:04am

Fucked!<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:52pm<b>Avi8r</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 9:17pm<b>RedPillSucks</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 3:24pm<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:12pm<b>tehdarkness</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:35am<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:58am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:00am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:39pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:15pm<b>fridaayy</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:03am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:17pm<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:13pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:20pm

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, my grandma saw me putting some mints in my mouth when she walked by my room. Instead of confronting me, she told my dad I was doing drugs. FML

#21519494
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18820) - you deserved it (1143)

On 01/25/2016 at 10:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally broke an expensive glass display shelf at work. My coworker joked, "Ooh, that's gonna come out of your paycheck!" My boss thought that was a great idea. FML

Today, I found out why this crazy bitch slashed the tires of my car to prevent me from going to my exam. It's because I'm supposedly the curve setter for the class and she wants to get into medical school without me fucking it up for her. FML

#21515273
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23466) - you deserved it (1633)

On 01/14/2016 at 5:21pm - misc - by notmyfault - United States (Indiana)

Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiance and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

#21514623
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (1355)

On 01/13/2016 at 3:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, I was talking to myself in the bathroom to remind myself of what chores I need to do. My husband overheard me and is now convinced that I was on the phone with someone. No amount of proof, logic or reasoning can convince him that I'm not cheating on him. FML

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

#21509147
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20338) - you deserved it (1265)

On 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by bob the builders pissed off daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML

#21507692
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26157) - you deserved it (1403)

On 12/25/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by probably on death row soon (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML

#21507650
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15906) - you deserved it (11028)

On 12/25/2015 at 11:00am - misc - by shitberries (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took a coach bus to travel to New York. Along the way, the bus stopped at Burger King and I went out to buy some food. When I got back, I couldn't find the bus. It left without me. FML

#21506719
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20341) - you deserved it (3164)

On 12/22/2015 at 10:44pm - misc - by natalie_sarantos (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out why my history grade is so low: the kid in front of me takes my homework, writes his name on it, and passes it off as his own. FML

#21505155
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22905) - you deserved it (1668)

On 12/18/2015 at 1:16pm - misc - by Tejanoswhy -

Today, my grandma was sent to the hospital so I called out of work. My bosses told me that if I didn't come in I would be fired. I did so, only to find out they needed me there so I could close the restaurant while they left early to go to a party. FML

Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML

#21504605
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23676) - you deserved it (4169)

On 12/16/2015 at 9:55pm - kids - by Starfucks (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

#21504013
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27645) - you deserved it (2358)

On 12/15/2015 at 1:10pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to "get to it". FML

#21493607
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (2341)

On 11/17/2015 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by strawberry - United States (Colorado)



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