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About Ramanella : Umm, hi my name is Monika, I am 16 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but that's their opinion).
I guess if you want you can message me, just not if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. That is not how I roll, and that should be respected.
Also I absolutely LOVE music, I like all genres except screamo, my brother went through a faze where it made being in the car with him unbearable! He even wanted to be a screamo singer! XD it makes me laugh even to think about it!
I like to work out but sometimes unhealthy things call to me..... I guess that's it. Well this is interesting, not really. Okay bye! :D
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Tuesday 22 July 2014