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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9630
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Hey, my name is Monika, and I am 18 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but you can decide that for yourself). I like to work out but sometimes (most times) unhealthy things call to me.

I like all genres of music, except screamo. I love anime, and honestly it is not just for kids or all fan service. I probably wouldn't let kids watch AOT, or call HxH fan service. Speaking of HxH, Hisoka is my absolute favourite. Honestly he is my fav. anime character ever.

If you want you can message me. Please don't if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. I am just not interested in that kind of stuff and that should be respected.

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21588) - you deserved it (5258)

On 11/11/2015 at 7:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21579) - you deserved it (1456)

On 11/11/2015 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his tazer at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tazed him for acting aggressively. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27905) - you deserved it (1567)

On 11/10/2015 at 5:15pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22364) - you deserved it (1430)

On 11/06/2015 at 6:59pm - work - by FMyJob - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I asked my school counselor in strict confidence for advice on how to help a friend of mine, who has bulimia. When I got home, I found out that "someone" had called my parents and told them that I'm bulimic. They won't believe the truth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22426) - you deserved it (1461)

On 11/06/2015 at 4:23pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML


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On 11/06/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by smoothies14 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML

Today, at work, my coworker's belongings went missing. Infuriated, she accused me of stealing, because I'm black and "stereotypes don't just make themselves." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28288) - you deserved it (2173)

On 11/03/2015 at 1:58am - work - by Quicky5_ (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend had the choice of A) living alone gaming, or B) moving in with me, gaming in his own man-cave, lots of sex, and lots of pizza. He chose choice A. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27991) - you deserved it (4647)

On 11/02/2015 at 2:25pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I got fired from my dream job. I found out today that the girl who trained me lied and taught me how to do things wrong, so that when she got back from maternity leave, she could get me fired and take her job back. My new coworkers were in on her plan from the beginning. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28079) - you deserved it (1401)

On 11/01/2015 at 7:05pm - work - by sabotaged - United States (California)

Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23271) - you deserved it (1653)

On 10/31/2015 at 9:23am - love - by It wasnt even that close (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26606) - you deserved it (1604)

On 10/31/2015 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got fired from my job a week before I started my new position in a different area of the company. My supervisor found out I was going to be making more money than her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26043) - you deserved it (1460)

On 10/29/2015 at 6:20am - work - by cpizzle12 - United States (Virginia)

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