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Ramanella

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Ramanella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7675
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Umm, hi my name is Monika, I am 17 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but that's their opinion).

I guess if you want you can message me, just not if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. That is not how I roll, and that should be respected.

Also I absolutely LOVE music, I like all genres except screamo, my brother went through a faze where it made being in the car with him unbearable! He even wanted to be a screamo singer! XD it makes me laugh even to think about it!

I like to work out but sometimes unhealthy things call to me..... I guess that's it. Well this is interesting, not really. Okay bye! :D

Ramanella's page activity

Visits<b>youngindian</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:33pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:58am<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:19pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:00pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:20pm<b>jlian</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:02am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:17pm<b>opetallica</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 8:18am<b>FairJ1025</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:56am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:46am<b>bmon</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:15pm<b>marimi</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:48pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:38pm<b>realdoogie</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:57pm<b>satya94</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:23pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:15pm

Fucked!<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:58am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:00am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:39pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:15pm<b>fridaayy</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:03am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:17pm<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:13pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:20pm

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The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML

#21436769
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19321) - you deserved it (1310)

On 07/05/2015 at 11:51am - misc - by getting real crafty.. - United States (Maine)

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21706) - you deserved it (3903)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31183) - you deserved it (1473)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, we had a long meeting at work about how we are supposed to feel safe, and to come to the managers if we have any problems. I decided to speak up about a coworker that has been harassing me and several others. My manager laughed at me and walked away. FML

Today, my parents heard about the decision to make same-sex marriage legal in all states. They're so outraged that they're even talking about getting a house in Canada. They're in for a surprise. FML

#21432698
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28859) - you deserved it (2296)

On 06/27/2015 at 5:38am - misc - by MovingtoCanada (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30760) - you deserved it (2143)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML

#21431510
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27213) - you deserved it (3611)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML

#21431507
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22373) - you deserved it (8103)

On 06/24/2015 at 11:49pm - misc - by WhyIHateTeachers - United States (Florida)

Today, I politely asked a coworker to stop sticking his chewed-up gum to my desk. It's now 10:57 pm and my tires are slashed. FML

#21431204
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24123) - you deserved it (1525)

On 06/24/2015 at 2:49pm - work - by Ain't going nowhere - United States (Illinois)

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML

#21431164
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35190) - you deserved it (2110)

On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I got into a fight with my mom because she believes that my fiancé is "irresponsible" and "immature". I stormed out and drove back home. There, I walked in on my fiancé and his friends. They were in a heated and almost violent argument over which CSI is the best. The wedding's next month. FML

#21430956
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21596) - you deserved it (5380)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:16am - love - by It's CSI Miami - United States (California)

Today, I overheard my soon to be step-daughter telling her friend on the phone that she hopes that me and her father's wedding is just a big joke and that he isn't really going to go through with it. I just dropped five grand on a dress and venue. She's in for a surprise. FML

#21430948
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23575) - you deserved it (2506)

On 06/24/2015 at 12:02am - love - by bummed out step monster - United States (California)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31882) - you deserved it (1804)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

#21430908
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29877) - you deserved it (3128)

On 06/23/2015 at 10:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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