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Ramanella

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Ramanella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8226
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Umm, hi my name is Monika, I am 17 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but that's their opinion).

I guess if you want you can message me, just not if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. That is not how I roll, and that should be respected.

Also I absolutely LOVE music, I like all genres except screamo, my brother went through a faze where it made being in the car with him unbearable! He even wanted to be a screamo singer! XD it makes me laugh even to think about it!

I like to work out but sometimes unhealthy things call to me..... I guess that's it. Well this is interesting, not really. Okay bye! :D

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Visits<b>toaster87</b> - yesterday at 7:21pm<b>wonandonly</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:13am<b>youngindian</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:33pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:58am<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:19pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:00pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:20pm<b>jlian</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:02am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:17pm<b>opetallica</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 8:18am<b>FairJ1025</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:56am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:46am<b>bmon</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:15pm<b>marimi</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:31pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:48pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 5:38pm<b>realdoogie</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 3:57pm

Fucked!<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:58am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:00am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:39pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:15pm<b>fridaayy</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:03am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:17pm<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:13pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:20pm

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML

#21448997
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14037) - you deserved it (1376)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

#21448362
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22868) - you deserved it (3451)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

#21447695
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18098) - you deserved it (11259)

On 07/26/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by blondebarbie271 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. Even though they know I don't have any money, let alone shoes on my feet, my parents have decided it's far too much trouble to come pick me up because we're on vacation and they want to have fun. FML

#21447671
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20002) - you deserved it (1487)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:47pm - health - by GreatParenting (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I told my boyfriend of three years that I wanted to get married and have a child within the next five years. He responded by packing up my things and showing me the door. FML

#21447549
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20850) - you deserved it (4638)

On 07/26/2015 at 2:20pm - love - by rissa5214 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML

#21447294
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26420) - you deserved it (2310)

On 07/26/2015 at 12:38am - misc - by TheAce44 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I pulled several socks from under my son's bed. I spent far too long trying to figure out why they were so stiff before I finally realized. FML

#21446754
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26808) - you deserved it (4540)

On 07/24/2015 at 10:04pm - kids - by Sad Mom - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML

#21446247
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22016) - you deserved it (8949)

On 07/23/2015 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by stargate25 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML

#21445474
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27566) - you deserved it (1826)

On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, a girl with a picture of One Direction as her desktop asked if I wanted to partner with her on a 70% law assignment. Two hours after saying no, I found out that she's a legal genius with a guaranteed job in the field and a near perfect GPA. FML

#21445322
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10631) - you deserved it (45772)

On 07/22/2015 at 2:18am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I attended a new class at college. It was a class to help people with Asperger's adjust to college, which my parents pushed me into taking. It was incredibly condescending and insulting, and it felt like a class for preschoolers. My parents won't let me drop the class. FML

Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML

#21443781
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25335) - you deserved it (1820)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by padthaimeanoose - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

#21443446
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25833) - you deserved it (2785)

On 07/18/2015 at 7:09am - intimacy - by henhouse - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I witnessed the most awful park job ever. Without thinking, I found a piece of paper and wrote on the back, "Nice park, asshole". Turns out it was an old airline boarding pass, and my name, address and phone number were neatly displayed with the message. FML

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31595) - you deserved it (4202)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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