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Ramanella

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Ramanella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5925
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Umm, hi my name is Monika, I am 16 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but that's their opinion).

I guess if you want you can message me, just not if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. That is not how I roll, and that should be respected.

Also I absolutely LOVE music, I like all genres except screamo, my brother went through a faze where it made being in the car with him unbearable! He even wanted to be a screamo singer! XD it makes me laugh even to think about it!

I like to work out but sometimes unhealthy things call to me..... I guess that's it. Well this is interesting, not really. Okay bye! :D

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Visits<b>Spencyy</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 12:51am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 9:03pm<b>jelrid</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 11:43pm<b>cokeman666</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 10:31pm<b>valerie_273</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 3:13pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 12:38am<b>jaakeeyy1</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 4:26pm<b>rynoyhedino</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 1:18am<b>stingray112</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 6:14pm<b>lameuser</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 4:44pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:14pm<b>Skydiver2001</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 8:39am<b>zoPwNAgEzo</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 3:31am<b>vengeful_soul</b> - the 11/19/2014 at 12:28am<b>TrackGirl19</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 3:49pm<b>mattbaker</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 8:49am<b>knightstormer</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 7:56am<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 1:54am

Fucked!<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:20pm

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my family and friends all laugh and compare me to Spongebob behind my back. Why? Because I'm 37 and still can't pass my driver's test. FML

#21391668
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26938) - you deserved it (15846)

On 04/11/2015 at 3:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at a mind-numbingly boring support session, everyone was talking about their hardships. One guy was talking about losing his leg in a car accident. I was half-asleep and asked without thinking, "Did you ever find it?" I almost shat my pants at the roomful of death glares that followed. FML

#21389976
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16410) - you deserved it (30898)

On 04/08/2015 at 12:08pm - misc - by S to the HIT (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

#21386342
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36985) - you deserved it (2077)

On 04/02/2015 at 2:43am - health - by usadisvet (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was working at a donation center. I was having a really rough day, so my fiancée dropped me off some cookies. At the end of my shift, the manager told me I couldn't take them home because they were donated and therefore they were "company property." FML

#21384262
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (1772)

On 03/30/2015 at 4:46pm - work - by bingalingading (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43669) - you deserved it (2940)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Within minutes, they said I needed to leave. Their reason? Apparently, I was mocking her dad's speech impediment. I also have one but they wouldn't believe me. FML

#21382684
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31874) - you deserved it (1925)

On 03/27/2015 at 10:12pm - love - by biblepain - United States (Arizona)

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38177) - you deserved it (3120)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31923) - you deserved it (2152)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

#21377506
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35963) - you deserved it (2491)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

#21374998
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37777) - you deserved it (1815)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32584) - you deserved it (3037)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny tard like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

#21369365
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34911) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/06/2015 at 3:44pm - kids - by single&alone (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while flirting with a cute nurse at my dad's bedside, I accidentally let a noxious fart slip out and she thought the foul smell came from my sleeping father soiling himself. I let her roll him over and check his ass while he cried out in pain because I wasn't man enough to own up to it. FML

#21369082
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18) - you deserved it (70)

On 03/06/2015 at 1:18am - health - by UncleMonkey (man) - United States (California)

Today, while walking out of a store eating a candy bar, a homeless man tried to run up and steal my candy. I stuck a leg out and tripped him. The only thing I could think of to yell at him was, "Swiper no Swiping". My kids have ruined my coolness. FML

#21366982
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48) - you deserved it (17)

On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)



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