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Ramanella

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8688
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Ramanella : Umm, hi my name is Monika, I am 17 years old. I love to laugh, read and bake/cook! I am funny according to a lot of people ( I don't think so but that's their opinion).

I guess if you want you can message me, just not if you are looking for a hook up or if your horny or anything like that. That is not how I roll, and that should be respected.

Also I absolutely LOVE music, I like all genres except screamo, my brother went through a faze where it made being in the car with him unbearable! He even wanted to be a screamo singer! XD it makes me laugh even to think about it!

I like to work out but sometimes unhealthy things call to me..... I guess that's it. Well this is interesting, not really. Okay bye! :D

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Visits<b>igg125</b> - yesterday at 10:45am<b>tehdarkness</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 1:35am<b>jjumprope</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 5:38pm<b>toaster87</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 9:48pm<b>wonandonly</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 2:13am<b>youngindian</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:33pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 2:07pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 1:58am<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:19pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:00pm<b>PUCKSTOPPER1976</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 12:20pm<b>jlian</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 9:02am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 3:17pm<b>opetallica</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 8:18am<b>FairJ1025</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 11:56am<b>SurfingPichu</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:46am<b>bmon</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:15pm<b>marimi</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:31pm

Fucked!<b>tehdarkness</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 7:35am<b>Juicenub</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:58am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 5:00am<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:39pm<b>freddy562</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 8:15pm<b>fridaayy</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 12:03am<b>Steve95401</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:17pm<b>NickVsHtml</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 11:13pm<b>olpally</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 8:20pm

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Ramanella's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to create another signature. I have to use one at the bank and the other around my mother, so that when she tries to cash my paychecks the bank won't let her. FML

#21464185
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11799) - you deserved it (674)

On 09/03/2015 at 3:54pm - misc - by Why - United States (California)

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

#21464117
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10590) - you deserved it (1459)

On 09/03/2015 at 12:30pm - misc - by kp - United States

Today, I agreed to stay a week with my wife's parents, who she told me were traditional Japanese. I was prepared for having to wear Japanese clothes while in the house, but I wasn't prepared for communal bathing in the same huge bath with her father, grandfather, uncle and two brothers. FML

#21463801
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15467) - you deserved it (1517)

On 09/02/2015 at 4:13pm - misc - by Alan (man) - Germany

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

#21463369
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24562) - you deserved it (1570)

On 09/01/2015 at 1:02pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23831) - you deserved it (2104)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I invited an acquaintance over for tea. When he came in, I told him to make himself at home. He took it literally and now half of my pantry is messed up, my boyfriend's chocolate supply is gone, and I'm pretty sure our couch is broken. Thanks. FML

#21463240
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19175) - you deserved it (2925)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my wallet was stolen from my purse at work. When I asked my boss to pull the security tape so we could identify the thief, he said, "I don't think I want to know who it is." FML

#21462817
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23272) - you deserved it (1401)

On 08/31/2015 at 12:50am - work - by bgierczak2 - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my issues with my girlfriend. While she was sympathizing, she slowly picked up my wallet, took $100 and left. FML

#21462595
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20538) - you deserved it (1806)

On 08/30/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by FranchezDeVista (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

#21462259
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23835) - you deserved it (2018)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24419) - you deserved it (1667)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I washed all the dishes and cups from the family dinner last night and put them away. When my wife saw, she had a mini OCD breakdown and yelled at me because the cups weren't lined up with each other with the handles aligned and the flower pictures facing out left. FML

#21461576
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20348) - you deserved it (2679)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML

#21461314
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19683) - you deserved it (1557)

On 08/27/2015 at 12:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Sjelland)

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

#21461238
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19028) - you deserved it (5148)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:37am - work - by Anon (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

#21460870
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19270) - you deserved it (8545)

On 08/26/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I spent the day sobbing in my bedroom and talking shit about him on Facebook after blocking him. He ended up changing his mind and calling me, asking me to take him back. Now I have to awkwardly explain to everyone that we're back together. FML

#21460859
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9235) - you deserved it (37926)

On 08/26/2015 at 6:25am - love - by chiara (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)



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