About Ralf_Isaac : I love to make people laugh and smile. =)
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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML
by Originality18 / 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by murphy / 02/02/2009 at 5:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML
- Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split… Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our… Today, my husband and I were role playing to keep our marriage alive. His character was a deranged…