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Ralf_Isaac

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1991 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1379
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Ralf_Isaac : I love to make people laugh and smile. =)

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Ralf_Isaac's favorite FMLs

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

by Originality18 / 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

by murphy / 02/02/2009 at 5:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

by zazadudu / 12/23/2008 at 1:47am / Love