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Ralf_Isaac
  • Town/Country : Pensacola, FL, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 674
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Ralf_Isaac : I love to make people laugh and smile. =)

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Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

#117948
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I agree, your life sucks (38752) - you deserved it (5940)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squirrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (3278)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he went up the stairs, "It stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the bin. We can eat sandwiches. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21754) - you deserved it (2685)

On 12/23/2008 at 1:47am - misc - by zazadudu - Sent from mobile version



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