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Ralf_Isaac

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Ralf_Isaac

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 872
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Ralf_Isaac : I love to make people laugh and smile. =)

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Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

#13608435
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28175) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by zzzgrady - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML

#12695884
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37240) - you deserved it (3197)

On 08/23/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML

#11283515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35104) - you deserved it (10530)

On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33097) - you deserved it (3964)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought a fake "wedding ring" at Target to play a prank on my parents. They kicked me out, saying my "fiancé" can take care of me now. There is no fiancé, and I just lost my job. FML

#7420544
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10112) - you deserved it (37285)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:12pm - love - by Crissylove10 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

#6239894
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8254) - you deserved it (19467)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:09am - intimacy - by vanessa_d15 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that I have to block my number to get my own mother to take my phone calls. FML

#6037423
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29776) - you deserved it (3056)

On 10/28/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Slayeddd (woman) - United States

Today, my sister got married. For the second time. She's 30. Two men have loved her enough to cry over their vows to her. Every single person there asked me why I wasn't married yet. FML

#5998946
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28812) - you deserved it (2713)

On 10/25/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by joyful-not (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

#5759399
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35586) - you deserved it (5247)

On 10/10/2009 at 3:04pm - love - by kissless (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

#4330771
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20581) - you deserved it (112825)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, out of the goodness of my heart, I went to work to help out a co-worker even though my last day was last week. I parked in a garage a block away for 2 hours. I paid $20 to park, didn't get paid, am spending $400 to get my back window replaced, and I have to buy a new iPod. FML

#4306015
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41695) - you deserved it (7675)

On 08/05/2009 at 10:53am - misc - by towelwindow (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend awoke me because I was talking in my sleep. When I asked her what I was talking about she replied with, "Let's just say you were having tea with the Queen of England. And a duck. You're really good at quacking." FML

#3799026
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36490) - you deserved it (4778)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:59am - misc - by MadMax (woman) - United States (Texas)



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