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Ralf_Isaac

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Ralf_Isaac

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 849
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Ralf_Isaac : I love to make people laugh and smile. =)

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Ralf_Isaac's favorite FMLs

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8150) - you deserved it (51530)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

#17544158
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26250) - you deserved it (4809)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:58am - health - by collball22 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML

#17499857
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36844) - you deserved it (2810)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

#17499822
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34426) - you deserved it (6822)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - United States

Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

#17498014
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28278) - you deserved it (2392)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50am - money - by phonemenace (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

#17497272
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23286) - you deserved it (3280)

On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML

#17497068
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33077) - you deserved it (5619)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:50am - intimacy - by Frank (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend got a necklace from one of her guy friends. She loves it. It's a heart shaped necklace. She doesn't see a problem. FML

#17496847
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38920) - you deserved it (6176)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:19am - love - by CashChamp20 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

#17489225
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28162) - you deserved it (14949)

On 08/16/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by erineilis - United States (New York)

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

#17488999
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14848) - you deserved it (49829)

On 08/16/2011 at 9:20am - love - by worried (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my mom was convinced that the lawn gnomes we bought from Wal-Mart were secretly conspiring to kill us. FML

#17487537
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (3409)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:52am - misc - by Stevie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I biked 15 km to my girlfriend's house in really heavy rain to surprise her. Turns out she's on holiday in Spain, and hadn't bothered to tell me. FML

#17487465
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31868) - you deserved it (4076)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:44am - love - by 800z - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was caught and fined for picking a lock. I have OCD. I was picking the padlock on a toilet paper holder in a public toilet because the roll was the wrong way round. FML

#17487298
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30843) - you deserved it (12327)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by Anon - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32981) - you deserved it (2847)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30734) - you deserved it (2433)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)



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