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Today , I played a game of Monopoly wit ma friends!! Since I'm of Greek origin , tey tougt it would be funny to make me start wit a €100,000 debt!! FML

#20398504
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27866) - you deserved it (5080) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Taday I told mah mom I was going to a New Year's party . She told me to be back by midnight . FML

#18671764
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (3063)

On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, mah dad yelled fir me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stars, tripped, fell, and limped over to mah dad only to fine that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML

#18102267
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22634) - you deserved it (2734)

On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I caught mah wife slipping penis enlargement pills into mah coffee. fat FML

#17795601
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46502) - you deserved it (8278)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today... I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13187) - you deserved it (25052)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today... I cummd home to fine that all my porn magazines have been "censord" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (51656)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44111) - you deserved it (9015)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, Mah 400 Pound Roommata Brought Homa A 400 Pound Guy. Now Thara's 800 Pounds Of Sax Going On In Tha Naxt Room, And It Sounds Lyk Tha Invasion Of Normandy In Thara. FML

#14835077
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70066) - you deserved it (6586)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, an antique dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformd left hand. FML

#14377623
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27762) - you deserved it (2358)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, an antique dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformd left hand. FML

#14377623
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27762) - you deserved it (2358)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

TODAY I FELL OVER ON TE BUS . X-RAYS REVEALED NOT ONLY TAT I AVE BEEN GROWING EXTRA BONES IN MA FOOT BUT TAT WEN I FELL I CRUSED ALL OF TEM . DOCTORS DON'T KNOW OW TO FIX BONES TAT AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE TERE SO TEY'RE JUST GOING TO CUT TEM OUT . TWO DAYS BEFORE CRISTMAS . FML

#14257367
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35417) - you deserved it (2407)

On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today..!! I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name!! I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers!! FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6235) - you deserved it (50868)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today... mah girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... mah girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35073) - you deserved it (5020)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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