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Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML

#20398504
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28022) - you deserved it (5094) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48427) - you deserved it (8495)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

#17675757
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13594) - you deserved it (25765)

On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

#14961230
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44261) - you deserved it (9026)

On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74147) - you deserved it (6997)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30492) - you deserved it (2587)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

#14377623
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30492) - you deserved it (2587)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -

Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML

#14257367
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37182) - you deserved it (2534)

On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML

#12848184
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7109) - you deserved it (54167)

On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35248) - you deserved it (5029)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML

#8612745
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35248) - you deserved it (5029)

On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rejected my wife for sex. She then started to masturbate next to me. I got an erection. She then rejected me for sex. FML

#6927698
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6664) - you deserved it (72771)

On 12/24/2009 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by paidback - United States

Today, my wife of over 20 years told me she wants a divorce because she wants "a change in life". She has had the same mullet hair cut since '84. FML

#488336
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76788) - you deserved it (8778)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:45pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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