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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20554) - you deserved it (3704) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 12/13/2012 at 9:25pm - money - by Money-money-money (woman) - France
Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28164) - you deserved it (2125)
On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)
Today, my dad yelled for me. It was an emergency. I ran down the stairs, tripped, fell, and limped over to my dad only to find that he wanted me to see a video of someone playing "Bohemian Rhapsody" on the ukulele. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17278) - you deserved it (1906)
On 10/29/2011 at 9:40am - misc - by camille - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19673) - you deserved it (39434)
On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34638) - you deserved it (6933)
On 02/13/2011 at 5:32pm - intimacy - by Katrina (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
I agree, your life sucks (59858) - you deserved it (5174)
On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (2008)
On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -
Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22606) - you deserved it (2008)
On 12/29/2010 at 1:50am - misc - by Shepaintsmusic -
Today, I fell over on the bus. X-Rays revealed not only that I have been growing extra bones in my foot, but that when I fell, I crushed all of them. Doctors don't know how to fix bones that aren't supposed to be there, so they're just going to cut them out. Two days before Christmas. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28008) - you deserved it (1731)
On 12/19/2010 at 4:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)
Today, I found out that Whoopi Goldberg was NOT Oprah Winfrey's stage name. I was then laughed at for ages by my co-workers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4570) - you deserved it (38203)
On 09/01/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by MisterMisinformed - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
I agree, your life sucks (47578) - you deserved it (3109)
On 06/17/2010 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Doritos (man) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (3425)
On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (3425)
On 02/24/2010 at 10:29am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Monday 20 May 2013
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