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Today, I fell down a flight of stairs while delivering a pizza, and severely sprained my ankle. The guy looked at me lying there, and shut the door in my face. I then got told to "Suck it up, Princess" by my manager. FML
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On 08/26/2010 at 8:49am - misc - by earths_venus - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 4:19am - love - by T.T (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)
Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldnt have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriends excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He isn't laughing. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:30am - love - by XxDiabolikalXx - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at my sixteenth birthday party. My guests consisted of my grandma who I live with, and my 2-year-old cousin she was babysitting. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by bestbirthdayever - United States (California)
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 1:52am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 7:40am - love - by Sara1990 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, my step-mom informed me that she and my dad will not be attending my wedding because they will be at a NASCAR race. FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States
Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States
Today, airport security took away my 32$ eyelash curler, because it could be used as a weapon. I miss the 90s. FML
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On 08/17/2010 at 12:59am - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 10:15pm - love - by crystalpistol (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 8:52am - love - by wtf - United States (Massachusetts)
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