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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6839
  • Number of comments : 616
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Rainbow_dumpster's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé admitted to me that the only reason he's attracted to me and asked me to marry him is because I look and act like his favorite anime character. FML

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

#13837705
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28167) - you deserved it (4578)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML

#13830674
134 comments

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

#13764979
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24668) - you deserved it (3687)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:34pm - health - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

#13764859
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22802) - you deserved it (14122)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML

#13465366
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30616) - you deserved it (6727)

On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML

#13379120
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31118) - you deserved it (2879)

On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML

#13010749
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (5366)

On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML

#13008044
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25294) - you deserved it (1943)

On 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML

#12986689
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7916) - you deserved it (24224)

On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved

Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML

#12985084
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8820) - you deserved it (30779)

On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML

#12983300
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5499) - you deserved it (44507)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML

#12973891
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9627) - you deserved it (34173)

On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (7406)

On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)



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