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by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 9:07pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/08/2010 at 12:07pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh / 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML
by fired / 11/23/2010 at 8:41am / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 7:56pm / United States / Love
Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 4:42am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML
by frenchboyfriend / 11/13/2010 at 7:28pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
by Anon / 11/08/2010 at 1:34pm / Singapore / Health
by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm / Miscellaneous
by jacky tu / 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm / United States (California) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
by tracie / 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm / United States (Kansas) / Animals
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I… Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir,… Today, I found out my boyfriend had his phone taken away by his dad for this past week. I have been…