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Rainbow_dumpster

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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11297
  • Number of comments : 623
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Rainbow_dumpster's favorite FMLs

Today, I toured an art museum. Our tour guide had an obvious lisp, so I tried my best not to laugh. When she asked me a question about a sculpture, I accidentally responded "Yeth ma'am". She ended the tour right there. FML

#14910524
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8997) - you deserved it (66047)

On 02/09/2011 at 3:56pm - misc - by Sam (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32224) - you deserved it (3804)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, while waiting for a job interview, a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here for the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant, I tried to demoralise her, and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that, she stood up and said, "Do you still want to go into my office?" She was the interviewer. FML

#14826763
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8342) - you deserved it (73411)

On 02/03/2011 at 1:53pm - work - by parker1993 (man) - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9338) - you deserved it (66222)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML

#14785892
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32629) - you deserved it (3314)

On 01/31/2011 at 8:55am - misc - by Micawber - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, my ex boyfriend apologized for being a jerk to me and threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points for a blowjob. FML

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

#14613103
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31776) - you deserved it (3910) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34820) - you deserved it (21505) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46938) - you deserved it (3190)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cop laughed at me. FML

#14552215
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12335) - you deserved it (30666)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52953) - you deserved it (10373)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years tell his friend he was going to "pop the question". Ecstatic, I wore my nicest dress and got my hair done for dinner. Near the end, he leant in romantically and asked if we could start doing anal. So much for marriage. FML

#14326662
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38492) - you deserved it (7447)

On 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by snoozerlooser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39944) - you deserved it (9391)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I discovered why my house smells like death. Apparently, because of the rain, a whole load of worms crawled into my garage and died. They're everywhere. FML

#14291054
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (2564)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7113) - you deserved it (59776)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -



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