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Rainbow_dumpster

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9444
  • Number of comments : 622
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Rainbow_dumpster : I'm an ordinary girl who life secretly sucks

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Today, my mom an I were escortd out of the KFC cuz my mom trid to mug an pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28729) - you deserved it (3515)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today...hile waiting fir a job interview... a woman sat down next to me and asked if I was here fir the job too. Thinking she was also an applicant... I tried to demoralise her... and said the job was going to be a complete joke. With that... she stood up and said... ( Do u still want to go into my office? ) She was the interviewer. FML

#14826763
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7693) - you deserved it (67555)

On 02/03/2011 at 1:53pm - work - by parker1993 (man) - United States

Yesterday, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

#14797258
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8375) - you deserved it (62223)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)

Today it was ma birtday. I got ONE birtday greeting: from ma bank telling me tey were closing ma account. FML

#14785892
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30560) - you deserved it (3144)

On 01/31/2011 at 8:55am - misc - by Micawber - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, mah ex boyfriend apologized fir being a jerk to me an threatening our relationship. When he was done, he asked if his apology earned him enough points fir a blowjob. FML

Today... during a drunken night out... a really trashed friend said to me... "Jeez... evenhen I’m drunk... you're really ugly." mega FML

#14613103
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (3702) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I discovered mah parents have spent mah college fund cuz "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44790) - you deserved it (3038)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of mah car. I'm terrifid of spiders so I was watching it instead the road. When I lookd back at the road I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but the tree. Even the cop laughd at me. FML

#14552215
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10592) - you deserved it (27713)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:29am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I lost my vrginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

#14449491
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48754) - you deserved it (9832)

On 01/03/2011 at 6:40am - intimacy - by Username -

TODAY, I OVERHERED MAH BOYFRIEND OF TWO YERES TELL HIS FRIEND HE WAS GOING TO "POP THE QUESTION". ECSTATIC, I WORE MAH NICEST DRESS AND GOT MAH HAIR DONE FIR DINNER. NEAR THE END, HE LEANT IN ROMANTICALLY AND ASKED IF WE COULD START DOING ANAL. SO MUCH FIR MARRIAGE. FML

#14326662
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36324) - you deserved it (7125)

On 12/24/2010 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by snoozerlooser (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I racaivad a call from child cara. Apparantly, my four yaar-old boy triad to start a mosh pit during naptima. FML

#14295570
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35406) - you deserved it (8731)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I discoverd y my house smells lyk death!! Apparently, cuz of the rain, ahole looool load of worms crawld into my garage and did!! They're everywhere!!

#14291054
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27698) - you deserved it (2379)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resultd in my first victimhacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6135) - you deserved it (55137)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting 4 a flu shot. The main cause of holdup was a disagreement between the pharmacist and the insurance company over 4 cents. FML

#14135848
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21834) - you deserved it (2271)

On 12/08/2010 at 9:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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