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Today, was my girlfriend's birthday. I planned it to perfection: we went shopping, bowling, had lunch in a nice Italian restaurant, watched a French comedy, walked by the river. She also got many presents. Tonight, I was exhausted but happy for her... until she told me her birthday is tomorrow. FML
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On 11/13/2010 at 7:28pm - misc - by frenchboyfriend (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML
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Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
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On 10/15/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by jacky tu - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 2:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML
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On 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm - animals - by tracie (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I noticed I give myself pep-talks when I'm lonely. FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I talked to my boss about scheduling my urgently needed surgery. She asked me to wait until after Christmas, and told me that I should use vacation time instead of sick leave. She's also not going to give me the total paid time off my contract specifies, because it's "inconvenient." FML
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On 09/11/2010 at 7:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 2:28am - work - by theshad (man) - Reserved
Today, my nose was really stuffy. I heard somewhere that inhaling tea steam clears up the nose. While reading a magazine I inhaled my cup of green tea steam, without knowing that slowly I was moving my cup closer to my nose. Hot tea was sucked into my left nostril and burned the inside badly. FML
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On 09/10/2010 at 12:09am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was in my basement when I saw a giant cricket on the floor. I found an old plastic bottle of orange paint to drop on it and did so from about five feet up. The bottle exploded and splattered the walls and floor like a crime scene. The cricket hopped away untouched. FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, whilst sat next to a old lady on a flight back to the UK, I exclaimed how I wished somebody would gag the crying baby a few rows behind us. Her reply was, "That's my grandson." FML
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On 09/09/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by myles bevan - United Kingdom
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 5:51pm - misc - by noonotme (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, while I was working at child care, I told a two year old not to hit. He threw a bucket at me that bounced off my forehead. FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 12:44am - kids - by kaytay2469 (woman) - United States (Florida)
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